Cassandra Meade
@cassandrameade.bsky.social
A cookie full of arsenic
I read that incorrectly at first...👀
April 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I read that incorrectly at first...👀
I made a half pan of lasagna today and ate half of it over the course of the day. That's like half a jar of Raos gurgling in my gut rn.
April 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I made a half pan of lasagna today and ate half of it over the course of the day. That's like half a jar of Raos gurgling in my gut rn.
6) No banking/fintech apps on the phone. Again, if you must use, follow same steps as #5.
7) Check and re-check privacy settings.
8) Do not enable any biometrics.
7) Check and re-check privacy settings.
8) Do not enable any biometrics.
April 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
6) No banking/fintech apps on the phone. Again, if you must use, follow same steps as #5.
7) Check and re-check privacy settings.
8) Do not enable any biometrics.
7) Check and re-check privacy settings.
8) Do not enable any biometrics.
4) create a burner email account just for burner phone stuff: Apple store, Google Play store, sim card registration, etc.
5) NO SocMed apps on the phone! If you MUST communicate on one, use web version then clear cache & delete history after.
5) NO SocMed apps on the phone! If you MUST communicate on one, use web version then clear cache & delete history after.
April 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
4) create a burner email account just for burner phone stuff: Apple store, Google Play store, sim card registration, etc.
5) NO SocMed apps on the phone! If you MUST communicate on one, use web version then clear cache & delete history after.
5) NO SocMed apps on the phone! If you MUST communicate on one, use web version then clear cache & delete history after.
Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
A comatose patient
Has a Swastika'd penis
Women are from Venus
A comatose patient
Has a Swastika'd penis
April 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
A comatose patient
Has a Swastika'd penis
Women are from Venus
A comatose patient
Has a Swastika'd penis
People were distracted by a rescue dog long enough to forget what an absolute shitstain that guy is
April 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
People were distracted by a rescue dog long enough to forget what an absolute shitstain that guy is
Boooo! A DJ? How tacky.
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Boooo! A DJ? How tacky.
Kash Patel always looks like he just miscalculated a fart/shart.
March 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he just miscalculated a fart/shart.
Good luck, keep lots of popsicles/itlain ices around for the tough part when it starts to heal a few days after.
March 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Good luck, keep lots of popsicles/itlain ices around for the tough part when it starts to heal a few days after.
Reposted by Cassandra Meade
Phone numbers ☎️
bsky.app/profile/samw...
bsky.app/profile/samw...
Ami Bera (202) 225-5716
Ed Case (202) 225-2726
Jim Costa (202) 225-3341
Laura Gillen (202) 225-5516
Jim Himes (202) 225-5541
Chrissy Houlahan (202) 225-4315
Marcy Kaptur (202) 225-4146
Jared Moskowitz (202) 225-3001
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (202) 225-3536
Tom Suozzi (202) 225-3335
Ed Case (202) 225-2726
Jim Costa (202) 225-3341
Laura Gillen (202) 225-5516
Jim Himes (202) 225-5541
Chrissy Houlahan (202) 225-4315
Marcy Kaptur (202) 225-4146
Jared Moskowitz (202) 225-3001
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (202) 225-3536
Tom Suozzi (202) 225-3335
March 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Phone numbers ☎️
bsky.app/profile/samw...
bsky.app/profile/samw...
