The hilarious thing about that game is you look at Mayfield’s box score and just about faint, then you look at Mahomes’s and Mayfield’s looks downright pedestrian.

“The media has established a false narrative that I rustle cattle.”

— Leon the Cattle Rustler.

Good evening to Sen. Cory Booker, who just tore down another monument to the Confederacy.

Nico Harrison frantically Googling “non-Jewish orthopedic surgeon Dallas Texas”

So that morning I saw an interesting NBA trivia question and posted this status to Facebook. A couple hours later things got VERY weird.

Everybody say hi to the most popular man in Cleveland.

Not today, Satan.

Huh, I figured it would be much higher than that.

I am a GOOD public speaker. I’m naturally talented at it and I’ve done it a LOT in my career. I’ve spoken at conferences, hosted webcasts, moderated panels, been on panels, all sorts of different situations, 99.99999 percent of them without a prompter.

I have made this exact same mistake before.

My Boy Scout camps had platform tents like this.

And a recombobulation area!

There are two wolves inside of you.

Well this is about to go nuclear.