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Cary Anderson Crispy Kale
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Without trees and insects and birds and all the other life here that we are ignorant of and assume superiority over, we are nothing.
Oh my God, he had the dead eyes back then. The glue eating didn't help his growth. Who knew.
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
And a civics test.
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Great. Monster truck pulls next on the mall. 🤪
September 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Stop eating fish and seafood.
September 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He's never stopped criming. He's been criming his whole miserable life.
August 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Take yourself out first then, ugliest motherfer.
August 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's a porcupette!
August 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They could at least be attractive, but they are all such inbred butt uglies with tacky tastes. So fucking tacky.
July 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
No no no no!
July 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is the funniest and unfunniest version I've seen so far.
July 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
And heroin
July 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
As a Minnesotan, I had high hopes for Ken, as he did a lot for the state, but I must admit disappointment so far. No direction for us as citizens and just meh energy and words so far. Get the fire, Ken! Get the youth excited!
June 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They shouldn't exist, in the reality that by becoming a billionaire, you've relied on subsidies, tax loopholes, the commons, insider trading, stock buybacks, Citizens United, bought congress, bought newspapers media, bought the Supreme Court, etc. etc. etc.
June 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Holy shit.
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM