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El Presidente
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- Paragon of anguish
- High priest of steel
- Developer
so funny seeing llm companies labelling features as beta like they're not all in beta
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I hope we never find out how painkillers work
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I accidentally stayed up too late reading about gluons again
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i wake up 3 hours before i start my wfh job to play death metal for my neighbours, gotta keep em on their toes
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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siri how much time do I have left
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Terrible. Just terrible.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
just spent an hour debugging an invalid client secret only to find it was missing a character from the middle ??? how do you copy paste a secret and lose characters from the middle ??????
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
milk and cookies
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
word on the street is a shark chewed through the lavalamp wall at cloudflare and that's why it's down
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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By the Nine Divines! Assault! Assault!
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
anyone got any spare joie de vivre
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
daily social media affirmations:
- i will not interact with ragebait
- interacting with ragebait will only make things worse
- when I interact with ragebait, I am no better than a fish eating a worm on a hook
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
my current bedtime routine consists of lighting an incense stick and listening to a youtube playlist i made titled "Resting Knights" that consists entirely of these knights sat by campfires
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Siri google bible verses about God’s anger
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Siri power off brain permanent
September 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
regular cod and chips, battered sausage and a curry sauce boshhhhhh
September 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
absolutely diabolical win against my colleagues yesterday during our fortnightly game of geogussr with a 16km guess in fucking greenland
September 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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U.K. residents, could this be your chance to stop paypro censorship in the country? Please sign this petition

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
September 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the future is now
September 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
tiktok? never heard of it. anyways did you see this shot on UltimateGuitar
September 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
my cup (laundry basket) runneth over
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
September 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
just copped
September 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM