Carter Schauf
@carterschauf.bsky.social
Big pun lover. Which one? Both.
Throw yo hands in the a-ya, and say a lil praya
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Throw yo hands in the a-ya, and say a lil praya
A food that rewards, nay demands, microwave timing precision. Not enough time and you get a cold bite. Too much time and the tortilla is hard as a rock at the fold.
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A food that rewards, nay demands, microwave timing precision. Not enough time and you get a cold bite. Too much time and the tortilla is hard as a rock at the fold.
Is there nothing that can’t be done with a Homefield hoodie?
October 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Is there nothing that can’t be done with a Homefield hoodie?
Deep into the night!
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Deep into the night!
Has it been discussed before that Podcast Business is sung to the tune of Tiger Rag?
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Has it been discussed before that Podcast Business is sung to the tune of Tiger Rag?
He’s Bobby Abreu. The statistical comparison and fans indifference to his consistent excellence are uncannily similar
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
He’s Bobby Abreu. The statistical comparison and fans indifference to his consistent excellence are uncannily similar
Free business idea: 100k patreon membership level, turbo boosters
September 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Free business idea: 100k patreon membership level, turbo boosters
I’m sorry doing what now
July 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m sorry doing what now
Yum, love surf n turf
July 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Yum, love surf n turf
When someone pitches you a Christian baby instead of a baseball
June 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When someone pitches you a Christian baby instead of a baseball
I’ll try to take the pitch, but if that baby is in my nitro zone…
June 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ll try to take the pitch, but if that baby is in my nitro zone…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
May 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
🎶he lies and says he’s a democrat
Can’t find a Fetterman
He misses votes and he screams at staff
Can’t find a Fetterman🎶
Can’t find a Fetterman
He misses votes and he screams at staff
Can’t find a Fetterman🎶
May 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
🎶he lies and says he’s a democrat
Can’t find a Fetterman
He misses votes and he screams at staff
Can’t find a Fetterman🎶
Can’t find a Fetterman
He misses votes and he screams at staff
Can’t find a Fetterman🎶
Well maybe he's having a rough start too....oh
April 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Well maybe he's having a rough start too....oh
Plenty to blame the awful admin for, but this one doesn't compute. For example, a year ago US was at 4.52% and Greece was at 3.28%. There's been some vol lately, but our rates are buoyed by Fed Funds rate.
April 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Plenty to blame the awful admin for, but this one doesn't compute. For example, a year ago US was at 4.52% and Greece was at 3.28%. There's been some vol lately, but our rates are buoyed by Fed Funds rate.
Offleaseairboats dot com
April 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Offleaseairboats dot com
Go woke, get yolk
February 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Go woke, get yolk
Looks like the wrong read, the RB would have run for 10-15 yards before contact with that hole.
January 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Looks like the wrong read, the RB would have run for 10-15 yards before contact with that hole.
Why would you do that to da roopster?
January 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Why would you do that to da roopster?
Russell Martin and not Utley???
December 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Russell Martin and not Utley???