Carter_LikeDan
@carterlikedan.bsky.social
Named “Carter” after Dan Carter because I am so good-looking and resemble his shirt. Have a massive minion called Snoopy who assists me with shenanigans and runs this account.
Don’t get to be a big strong Snoopysaurus leaving food
December 8, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Don’t get to be a big strong Snoopysaurus leaving food
She learned from her mum - pack leader goes to her house to take her bins out too 😂
December 3, 2024 at 9:32 PM
She learned from her mum - pack leader goes to her house to take her bins out too 😂
We must have a broken one then because she can’t do it. Nor load the dishwasher nor work the coffee machine. Pack leader thinks it’s something called weaponised incompetence but he’s too scared to check
December 3, 2024 at 9:09 PM
We must have a broken one then because she can’t do it. Nor load the dishwasher nor work the coffee machine. Pack leader thinks it’s something called weaponised incompetence but he’s too scared to check
Girl human says who would take out the bins?
December 3, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Girl human says who would take out the bins?
We never go to one human each. Always 2 on 1
December 2, 2024 at 12:53 PM
We never go to one human each. Always 2 on 1
According to humans, Carter definitely not shrinking. And I’m definitely huge
December 1, 2024 at 8:37 AM
According to humans, Carter definitely not shrinking. And I’m definitely huge
My favourite stinky toy squirrel
December 1, 2024 at 8:36 AM
My favourite stinky toy squirrel
They are not your babies. They are your controllers…
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
They are not your babies. They are your controllers…
Your staff are slacking
November 22, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Your staff are slacking
We are sprockers. Like cockers but with extra spring 😂
November 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
We are sprockers. Like cockers but with extra spring 😂
if you really want to get some attention, grab some pants and take them into the kitchen when they have guests. You get LOTS of fuss then :-)
November 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
if you really want to get some attention, grab some pants and take them into the kitchen when they have guests. You get LOTS of fuss then :-)
AUNTIE REBECCA!!!!!!!!!!! *wags tails
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 PM
AUNTIE REBECCA!!!!!!!!!!! *wags tails
He doesn’t need an iBone we can hear him without one!
November 21, 2024 at 1:16 PM
He doesn’t need an iBone we can hear him without one!
Your sufferings are like ours, they know no bounds! (My humans say they know no beginnings but what do they know)
November 21, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Your sufferings are like ours, they know no bounds! (My humans say they know no beginnings but what do they know)