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carryon 🌱
@carryonkk.bsky.social
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Kristina/KK.
Elder millennial toddler/dog/ghost cat mom in Chicago.
I like animals, baked goods, yoga, books, gaming, trees, naps, walkable cities, & big dumb salads.
BLM. Protect trans folks. Free Palestine.
She/her.
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I love dressing a toddler
A text exchange with my husband. It starts with 2 pictures of a toddler wearing a blue & white striped knit cap with ear flaps & a white pompom, blue & black sunglasses, a light blue fuzzy jacket with green & dark blue stars, an ombré orange & red shirt, faded blue jeans, and blue Crocs with multi-colored paint splatters. He has a real goofy look on his face in both photos. Texts read: Me: Why does he look like the stoned dude in college who should have graduated 3 years ago?? Husband: Bahahaha Husband: Dude you wanna chill later Me: He came to the bonfire with a 4 foot bong, some hacky sacks & frisbees, a Grateful Dead live show from 1989, & a Costco sized bag of Funyuns.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Chicago was looking mighty fine tonight.
The Chicago skyline aglow at night, as seen from the west side of downtown, looking east. A wispy cloud hovers over the left side of the frame.
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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🍃🌸🍁❄️
A crowd of people huddle below the Chicago Theatre marquee lit up at night, announcing: STARDEW VALLEY SYMPHONY OF SEASONS 2 SHOWS SOLD OUT
October 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
carryonkk.bsky.social
I have waited 2.5 years to eat this machete gelato again. Worth every minute.
A cup of machete gelato with a couple butter butter squares on a plate. From Avec in chicago.
October 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Welp. After 5+ years, I finally produce a positive covid test.
A home Covid test sitting on a brick ledge. There are 2 red lines showing it’s positive. Yay.
September 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Being a woman is so cool. You get to see shit like this all the time.
Two terrible white dudes sitting side-by-side on a plane marked #buddies. The sticker is stuck to a metal toilet paper dispenser. An advertisement for some plumbing (idk) service, where some random white dude with a 5 o'clock shadow, Roto-Rooter hat & workshirt, and suggestively pursed lips stares at you from the inside of a silvery public bathroom door. He's surrounded by copper pipes & punched out drywall. The tagline is "Roto-Rooter. You don't even want to know." Roto-Rooter, I'd like to know why the fuck some rando is leering at me while I try to piss out a $20 stadium beer??
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
carryonkk.bsky.social
I found the furminator lol
An extremely large pile of creamy golden fur sits in front of a dog crate, a container of dog food, & a Costco-sized bag of jasmine rice on a golden wood floor. Dog tax! Denny, a big golden retriever/some-kind-of-shepherd/idk soft-boi mutt lays on a golden wood floor with his to fur out & fluffy ears back. In the background is a dining table with a few chairs & some toddler toys.
August 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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2yo is in his cannibal phase 🦷
A close up of a white woman’s dehydrated arm (I just woke up, okay) with a circle of tiny teeth marks just above the wrist.
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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This is the way we brush our teeth, brush our teeth, brush our teeth.
A brunette toddler lays on the floor of a home bathroom, mostly on his side, with a green toothbrush in his mouth, wearing a stripy blue shirt & jeans. There is a white & grey toddler potty, a bamboo bathmat, a grey & white fuzzy rug, some random clothes, and one leg of a toddler tower on the floor surrounding him.
March 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Toddlers are hilarious. Theo made his own lil baby breakfast charcuterie board with one of his train set pieces.
A wooden plank from an ikea train set sits on a black countertop. A 2yo has delicately placed broken up bits of hash brown patty, banana, cheese, & scrambled eggs on top. An opaque yellow plate sits behind, holding the rest of the breakfast.
January 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Theo’s TWOberry (aka blueberry) birthday cake! 🫐 🎂

I swear I took photos of it last night, but there not in my photo album. It was soooo dang good. I love baking.
A top-down blueberry layer cake with purpley blueberry cream cheese frosting. A ring of fresh blueberries surrounds the top with a large number 2 drawn in blueberries. About 1/3 of the cake has already been cut away, & there’s a small hole in the top from one of the candles. A side view of a blueberry layer cake with purpley blueberry cream cheese frosting, showing the two layers of cake inside. A ring of fresh blueberries surrounds the top with a large number 2 drawn in blueberries. About 1/3 of the cake has already been cut away, & there are crumbs & icing on the cake platter.
December 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Corporate wants you to find the difference between these 2 pictures:
The Golden Ratio’s Fab Four (L-R: Remi, Guac, Zolá, & Feta) The Beatles “Please Please Me” album cover
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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The snow & slush covered street outside our apartment. An almost-2yo boy in a dark grey sweatshirt stands in a toddler tower with his hands on the window. Outside, you can see snow covering the windowsill, street, sidewalks, and cars below.
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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i did it. it's gone.
carryonkk's twitter profile mere moments before deactivation. profile text reads: kristina. sometimes KK. Yogi. Builder. Bleeding heart. Feminist. Perpetually dehydrated. Covered in fur. Trying my best #blacklivesmatter & #lgbtqia+, she/her. Location: Chicago. Birthday: (oops! forgot to hide. lol) Joined: September 2009. 813 Following 229 Followers carryonkk's now deactivated Twitter profile. Text reads: This account doesn't exist Try searching for another.
November 15, 2024 at 3:48 PM