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As previously, hanging on by my fingernails, not really knowing how, but seemingly reasonably effectively. Intolerant of people who don't understand the difference between climate and weather but claim otherwise. A fan of long-tail transportation devices.
Is it actually _possible_ for the Epstein stuff to be worse than expected?
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cops and Robbers is _not_ Allan Ahlberg's best.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Unsolicited _chickflick_ pic.
Unsolicited flick pic
October 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Is there a Swedish equivalent to a knighthood, or "services to..."? Just for the sheer 11ness on the up-yours-1-10 scale. (And I mean for the whole coms team that came up with it, not just SLJ.)
July 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Danke, Deutschland.
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
And so, the education begins.
May 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When the stool from the parkrun equipment has gone missing.
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Duo putting the questions out there that need to be asked.
May 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Post a pic of you from 10 years ago... When I didn't think there was anything special about being both feet 10cm clear of the ground after 5 miles...
March 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Carrie K
if you see this, quote repost a tree 🌲🌳🌴

This is a rather splendid eucalyptus at the base of Uluru, taken in April last year. I need to book another trip Down Under
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
New slant to conference goodies (no, not mine). A mug to collect and measure the bs.
February 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Hi @ollyglover.bsky.social please bring this up with your Labour colleagues. Performative cruelty isn't a good look for anyone except maybe Reform and the Tories (if they are even different parties, now).
1. Quick 🧵 on the change to policy that, on the face of it, bans refugees from ever acquiring British citizenship. @sonial77.bsky.social has published a short article on Free Movement:

freemovement.org.uk/good-charact...

And I've done a follow up on my Substack:

open.substack.com/pub/wewanted...
New change to Home Office policy permanently blocks refugees from citizenship
Change is bad in principle and breaches the Refugee Convention
open.substack.com
February 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hi @ollyglover.bsky.social , please support the youth mobility scheme debate today. It might be a chance to make genuine advances on repairing the UK's economic relations with the EU. (And would be great for the kids - obvs. Bonus.) I'm a constituent but live in Germany, so speak from experience.)
January 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Bsky do your thing, please. It's a _long_ time since we've been anywhere near the area. Looking for a good but not OTT restaurant to treat a good friend to somewhere in B'ham. East side of city if possible, even out to Warwick would be in scope, I guess. Dinner for 2, around £200?
December 1, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Some people say that Germans don't have a sense of humour. They are wrong. It's just it's a very _german_ sense of humour, that takes a bit of time to see and understand.
November 18, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Post a picture you took (no description - except in alt text) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Carrie K
Exclusive extracts from...

The Secret Diary of Elon Musk, Aged 13 3/4
November 13, 2024 at 11:53 AM
If you see this, post a photo taken in the mountains.
October 30, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Add one letter, ruin a movie.

No Time to Diet
Add one letter, ruin a movie.

Miami Lice
Add one letter, ruin a movie

Star Warts
October 17, 2024 at 7:24 PM
There's a connection that makes it _justifiable_, but I'm not sure that playing Carl Orff's O Fortuna at full volume as the introduction in assembly on the kids' first day at a new school is sending them quite the right message. (No, the kids haven't done any Latin yet, but are starting, now.)
September 10, 2024 at 10:22 AM
In the wild, they sometimes display flocking behaviour.
August 13, 2024 at 9:01 AM
@edconway.bsky.social you've reached the new-books-shelf in our local (read _provincial_) library! And a few people in this country could definitely learn something from this book.
July 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I think they got the tense wrong in this byline.
June 24, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I was at least correct to think that if I'd wanted to park the _car_ at the Biergarten today, there'd be lots of spaces available.
May 26, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Me:"S, what can I get you for breakfast?"
Daughter: "Humm. A beetroot and pickled gerkin sandwich. Please."
🤷
May 18, 2024 at 4:57 AM