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Boise native, bird mom, antifascist to the grave.

I'm not funny, but I am very sincere.

March of the Capulets is my favorite earworm.

Shoshone-Bannock Land

#ReclaimIdaho
I feel awfully embarrassed I don't know of this fellow.

youtu.be/SfMM4euQxzA?...
Lifting Legacies: Sculptor Benjamin Victor
YouTube video by createid
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December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm unabashedly proud of this. #homestarrunner #strongbad
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I made a lovely pot of NE clam chowder this weekend. On a lark, I added about 1.5T of capers at the end (sans brine), and I tells ya what: not going back(unless I make it for someone who doesn't care for capers).
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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we’re all dolly
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Last month, when my LL was taking out my AC units, he noticed my fully decorated 4' Christmas tree and said, "wow! You're prepared!" I said, "oh, no, I just unplug them. The other one is in my bedroom closet."😅 Took all of ten minutes, 6 of which were spent finding an extension cord. 🎄🤭
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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This is an American patriot.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals

Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is

interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
New recycling tech recovers nearly pure nickel and cobalt from old EV batteries
Researchers have developed an eco-friendly recycling tech that extracts 99 percent pure nickel and cobalt from waste batteries.
interestingengineering.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bearr Drosselmeyer and the Sugar Plum Fairy.

Sam the Bear is donning my velvet cape and my grandma's pocket watch.

Beatrice is wearing my grandma's 80th birthday tiara, a vintage fox capelet, and tons of my costume jewelry.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I'm acquainted with someone like this.. 😔
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Boise-area volunteers are needed to help IDFG collect sagebrush seed for habitat restoration in burn scars.

December 6th - Lucky Peak Helibase
December 13th - Oregon Trail Reserve
December 20th - Eagle Foothills

Send me a message and I can email you the sign-up form.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I honestly think someone could "up dog" the prez and get away with it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bleeding Gums Murphy is spinning in his grave.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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CALLOUT: I am looking to interview individuals who have sought health care at crisis pregnancy centers, whether intentionally or unintentionally, and want to talk about their experience. The center can be located anywhere. If you or someone you know might be interested, please email or send me a DM.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Alright, everyone. Since this post, Beatrice has been joined by Sam the Bear. I forgot to take a picture. They were slightly redressed.

Tomorrow, I'm going full ballet dork and doing the Sugar Plum Fairy and Bearr Drosselmeyer until New Year's Eve.
My boss(who lives next door to the office) is now paying me (a generous amount cash plus $20 for supplies) each month to dress Beatrice, the stuffed rabbit on her porch. This is my first go. I made the cornucopia from a tomato cage and a burlap coffee sack from my LL. It's silly and fun 😊
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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They all deserve to be berated like this 👏👏👏
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I saw him on the White Oak Project tour at the Morrison Center, with my mom, in the front fucking row. Fucking Google, man.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM