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i am nervous all of the time
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feasting with the best of us, and potentially *on* us, they grow ‘em different up north 🍖💦💦
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
feasting with the best of us, and potentially *on* us, they grow ‘em different up north 🍖💦💦
it leaves a big impression and it’d leave an even bigger one afterwards 🍖🍖💦💦😖😵💫
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
it leaves a big impression and it’d leave an even bigger one afterwards 🍖🍖💦💦😖😵💫
the LAYING ON YOUR SIDJE BED BELLY and the boyk who needs to BE in sajddj belly makinnng you feel tiired and overful while he’s writthing annd whining j n theree over a lonng njgjht of laborious crushijng overwhelminng digesttktoion 🍖💦💦💦
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the LAYING ON YOUR SIDJE BED BELLY and the boyk who needs to BE in sajddj belly makinnng you feel tiired and overful while he’s writthing annd whining j n theree over a lonng njgjht of laborious crushijng overwhelminng digesttktoion 🍖💦💦💦
the LAP and also the THIGHS,..:.,,,,,,://:::’dk’xlee:&::’oek
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the LAP and also the THIGHS,..:.,,,,,,://:::’dk’xlee:&::’oek
202”fo,;;;(@((‘2🍖💦💦🍖🍖💦 your maw yawning open and your priestexes walking atop your tongue to lay me on its center like a sacrificial altar, speaking a prayer as to this offering to your divinity and your appetite and your buttmeat, before they step out again and your jaws close and the end begins 😖💦
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
202”fo,;;;(@((‘2🍖💦💦🍖🍖💦 your maw yawning open and your priestexes walking atop your tongue to lay me on its center like a sacrificial altar, speaking a prayer as to this offering to your divinity and your appetite and your buttmeat, before they step out again and your jaws close and the end begins 😖💦
alffkfkFOF//&/&/&l,,OSKDM@ 🍖🍖😵💫😵💫😵💫💦💦💦
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
alffkfkFOF//&/&/&l,,OSKDM@ 🍖🍖😵💫😵💫😵💫💦💦💦
being abducted by the cult of stella and trussed up like a turkey and gagged with an apple or berry and being served as a dainty hors d'oeuvres to the Overbear 🍗💦💦
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
being abducted by the cult of stella and trussed up like a turkey and gagged with an apple or berry and being served as a dainty hors d'oeuvres to the Overbear 🍗💦💦
It’s basically Amazing Mirror in there, probably
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s basically Amazing Mirror in there, probably
raise that poundage to my exact body weight and you’ve got
well i don’t really know what you’ve got but i’m going to meditate on it for a while,
well i don’t really know what you’ve got but i’m going to meditate on it for a while,
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
raise that poundage to my exact body weight and you’ve got
well i don’t really know what you’ve got but i’m going to meditate on it for a while,
well i don’t really know what you’ve got but i’m going to meditate on it for a while,
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the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
SOO\]+]]dldd.’ddLd3&44;\£\OAAOWQO;;&;;:
the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
“smelted into soft pudge” is also very strong 👀💦👍
also the whole point of vore is the literal theft of the self to the extent that one’s life and the base elements from which it was composed are stolen and repurposed in a violent and dehumanizing acrid abyss so by all means steal away ☠️💦💦
also the whole point of vore is the literal theft of the self to the extent that one’s life and the base elements from which it was composed are stolen and repurposed in a violent and dehumanizing acrid abyss so by all means steal away ☠️💦💦
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“smelted into soft pudge” is also very strong 👀💦👍
also the whole point of vore is the literal theft of the self to the extent that one’s life and the base elements from which it was composed are stolen and repurposed in a violent and dehumanizing acrid abyss so by all means steal away ☠️💦💦
also the whole point of vore is the literal theft of the self to the extent that one’s life and the base elements from which it was composed are stolen and repurposed in a violent and dehumanizing acrid abyss so by all means steal away ☠️💦💦
i’ll just stay in my bun just jn case 💦💦💦😵💫😵💫🍖🌭💦💦
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i’ll just stay in my bun just jn case 💦💦💦😵💫😵💫🍖🌭💦💦
KSE9,@,WiwNER||£|29223&’ME8,;&’z//: I MEAN I CAN’’T EEALY FAULT YOU FK R THIS 🌭💦💦💦
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
KSE9,@,WiwNER||£|29223&’ME8,;&’z//: I MEAN I CAN’’T EEALY FAULT YOU FK R THIS 🌭💦💦💦
frogs have cloacas. you are cloacan me crazy
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
frogs have cloacas. you are cloacan me crazy
good morning im meats
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
good morning im meats
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
verbs i’m partial to using as a stand-in for “digested” include, but are not limited to: annihilated, dissolved, pulverized, snuffed, boiled, mulched, unraveled, murdered, broken, stitched into flesh, pulped, stewed, melted, extinguished, churned, unglued, gurgled, processed, become lost to eternity
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
verbs i’m partial to using as a stand-in for “digested” include, but are not limited to: annihilated, dissolved, pulverized, snuffed, boiled, mulched, unraveled, murdered, broken, stitched into flesh, pulped, stewed, melted, extinguished, churned, unglued, gurgled, processed, become lost to eternity
Can’t have cheese during a meat meal, no mac tonight
(It probably doesn’t really matter because I’m one of like two people left in my family who keeps kosher while not also being a vegetarian; instead I do it while being an atheist for some inconceivable habit-based reason)
(It probably doesn’t really matter because I’m one of like two people left in my family who keeps kosher while not also being a vegetarian; instead I do it while being an atheist for some inconceivable habit-based reason)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can’t have cheese during a meat meal, no mac tonight
(It probably doesn’t really matter because I’m one of like two people left in my family who keeps kosher while not also being a vegetarian; instead I do it while being an atheist for some inconceivable habit-based reason)
(It probably doesn’t really matter because I’m one of like two people left in my family who keeps kosher while not also being a vegetarian; instead I do it while being an atheist for some inconceivable habit-based reason)
Three of these can’t be at any Turkey Day table any of my family would host, two of them for obvious reasons and one of them because we all hate green beans (my mom likes to make a squash kugel and someone inevitably brings asparagus)
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Three of these can’t be at any Turkey Day table any of my family would host, two of them for obvious reasons and one of them because we all hate green beans (my mom likes to make a squash kugel and someone inevitably brings asparagus)
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
So you want one of those displays of butchered meat with a photo of who the meat is from but the photos are all from a sexy fireman calendar
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So you want one of those displays of butchered meat with a photo of who the meat is from but the photos are all from a sexy fireman calendar
listen i’m just saying “being magicked into a girl” can have a very different reading depending on how you read “into” 👀💦
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
listen i’m just saying “being magicked into a girl” can have a very different reading depending on how you read “into” 👀💦
Mario encounters a bush that is burning but not consumed in the Top Secret Area of Donut Plains
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mario encounters a bush that is burning but not consumed in the Top Secret Area of Donut Plains
no idea what the QRP was but this could technically refer to vore which makes it even more worthy of support imo 👀👍
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
no idea what the QRP was but this could technically refer to vore which makes it even more worthy of support imo 👀👍
Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai