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i am nervous all of the time
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It’s basically Amazing Mirror in there, probably
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s basically Amazing Mirror in there, probably
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the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
SOO\]+]]dldd.’ddLd3&44;\£\OAAOWQO;;&;;:
the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
the very picture of courtesy 💀🍖🦴🦴🍖💦💦💦
KSE9,@,WiwNER||£|29223&’ME8,;&’z//: I MEAN I CAN’’T EEALY FAULT YOU FK R THIS 🌭💦💦💦
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
KSE9,@,WiwNER||£|29223&’ME8,;&’z//: I MEAN I CAN’’T EEALY FAULT YOU FK R THIS 🌭💦💦💦
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Three of these can’t be at any Turkey Day table any of my family would host, two of them for obvious reasons and one of them because we all hate green beans (my mom likes to make a squash kugel and someone inevitably brings asparagus)
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Three of these can’t be at any Turkey Day table any of my family would host, two of them for obvious reasons and one of them because we all hate green beans (my mom likes to make a squash kugel and someone inevitably brings asparagus)
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
My contribution, of course, is inevitably the same
Mario encounters a bush that is burning but not consumed in the Top Secret Area of Donut Plains
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mario encounters a bush that is burning but not consumed in the Top Secret Area of Donut Plains
Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai
funny story about that,,
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
funny story about that,,
I’ve been known to reference it from time to time
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’ve been known to reference it from time to time
Billina is definitely my favorite Oz character; she also has a leading role in the excellent movie Return to Oz, which combined this book with The Marvelous Land of Oz (but sadly did not feature this scene)
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Billina is definitely my favorite Oz character; she also has a leading role in the excellent movie Return to Oz, which combined this book with The Marvelous Land of Oz (but sadly did not feature this scene)
One of my favorite tweets from the old place
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
One of my favorite tweets from the old place
nailed his mouthflaps too
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
nailed his mouthflaps too
🫥⛓️💥⛓️💥✏️🪦☠️💦💦
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
🫥⛓️💥⛓️💥✏️🪦☠️💦💦
If you see this, QTP with your favorite fighting type Pokémon
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you see this, QTP with your favorite fighting type Pokémon
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
These temperamental little freaks have been an essential part of my journey through these world widèd webs since 1999; #1 favorite mon through personal history alone
The story of why would be hard to fit here but it involves Animorphs
this checks out as the classic azure healer role
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
this checks out as the classic azure healer role
listen this was just, a very aggressive hug,
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
listen this was just, a very aggressive hug,
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
also i just realized what this turn of phrase reminds me of
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
also i just realized what this turn of phrase reminds me of
see also
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
see also
oOPS OPS OOPSK OSOS OSOOOSOS osososo9+\/&/9//@ foffokeeees:’zksk0239//
NOW I FEEL BAD FOR INFLICTING THIS ON HIM 😭 ii mean as bad as i can feel while beinng preoccupied with not drowninng in a pitch black soda filled sweltering inhospitable sealed organic cave that’s slowly churning me to slush 🍖💦
NOW I FEEL BAD FOR INFLICTING THIS ON HIM 😭 ii mean as bad as i can feel while beinng preoccupied with not drowninng in a pitch black soda filled sweltering inhospitable sealed organic cave that’s slowly churning me to slush 🍖💦
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
oOPS OPS OOPSK OSOS OSOOOSOS osososo9+\/&/9//@ foffokeeees:’zksk0239//
NOW I FEEL BAD FOR INFLICTING THIS ON HIM 😭 ii mean as bad as i can feel while beinng preoccupied with not drowninng in a pitch black soda filled sweltering inhospitable sealed organic cave that’s slowly churning me to slush 🍖💦
NOW I FEEL BAD FOR INFLICTING THIS ON HIM 😭 ii mean as bad as i can feel while beinng preoccupied with not drowninng in a pitch black soda filled sweltering inhospitable sealed organic cave that’s slowly churning me to slush 🍖💦
LOUD POPPING NOISE
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
LOUD POPPING NOISE
well shucks
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
well shucks
What? …qke4&4wlPXX hEY W—
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What? …qke4&4wlPXX hEY W—
UP YOURS HUNDUN YOU SOFTBOILED BINCH I’M WINNER 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
UP YOURS HUNDUN YOU SOFTBOILED BINCH I’M WINNER 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Set to be introduced alongside Tony Swan
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Set to be introduced alongside Tony Swan