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AKH
@carotidartistry.bsky.social
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Professional stage manager for theater/music/live events in the outside world. Acting like my teenage self (a.k.a. being a replyguy and obsessing over current events and public policy) on here.

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carotidartistry.bsky.social
You turned off the replies on your previous post about the dogs, but this is from the original instagram post that you kept on referencing
Screencap of instagram replies discussing an AI video
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
My gender is the NYC subway system on December 8
Photo of an MTA announcement poster on a pole in a subway station. At the top of the poster, there is a graphic reading "F M SWAP" with criss-crossing arrows coming out of the "F" amd "M." Poster text reads "In effect Dec 8, new F M service on weekdays from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. No change to late night and weekend F M service." Below that text is a map of the impacted F and M subway routes.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Follow-up from @showmeyourmask.bsky.social (2/2):
Screenshot of instagram post by showme_yourmask: "Follow up thing my husband said "white culture is just a competition of who had the most subservient people around them" Me and the cat: [picture of two cartoon creatures with mouths agape and eyebrows a-flyin' with shock]"
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Courtesy of @showmeyourmask.bsky.social (1/2)
Screenshot of instagram post by showme_yourmask: "My white husband this morning out of nowhere: "White people have romanticized the idea of exceptionalism. We won't take care of each other and we can't take care of ourselves." Me: (jaw drops indigenously)"
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
She edited it to try to not leave her ignorance exposed lol
Screenshot of a reply to Laura Loomer on Twitter
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
A friend is seeking volunteers to operate large puppets for a benefit at Brooklyn Botanic Garden on December 9! Contact the pictured user on facebook if interested (or I can put you in touch).
Screenshot of Facebook post by Lake Simons with Processional Art. Text: "Hey NYC! This event is really special. I’m in need of volunteers to puppeteer large butterflies and birds made by the ever fab team that is Processional Arts at Brooklyn Botanic Garden. Private message me or reply below if you are available. December 9th from 3:30-8pm." At bottom of the post: a glass-walled pavilion colorfully illuminated from within, with a couple people holding large butterfly and bird puppets on poles in the foreground.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Screenshot of bluesky post reading: "So you hate every progressive dem and we are all fucked????? It's rich that you all throw swords with no solutions."
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
NYer reporting from the ground! (14th Street tunnel between the L and the red line) 🫡
Advertising poster on the white tile wall of a subway station tunnel. The poster features black text on a white background, with the text reading: "friend [frend] noun someone who listens, tesponds, and supports you. friend.com" The right side of the poster also shows an image of a white medallion. On the bottom of the poster is handwritten graffiti reading "make friends with something ALIVE - everyone is as lonely as you!!!"
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
That's actually not a James Baldwin quote! This is a common misattribution. The quote is from living Black writer Robert Jones Jr., who used to run a social media account under the handle sonofbaldwin sonofbaldwin.com
Screenshot of website sonofbaldwin.com on mobile, featuring a screenshot of a tweet by Robert Jones Jr. (@sonofbaldwin) with the text "We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist." dated 9:19AM 8/18/15
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
"NOTICE of Meme Acquisition. The purpose of this notice is to inform you that the meme you have posted has been saved to the mobile device of the person(s) posting this notice. No further action is required."
June 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
A NYC subway platform. In the foreground, a yellow pillar has a black sign reading "Dyckman Street." Under the sign, the words "Fuck Robert Moses" have been scrawled in black on the pillar.
April 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Even more unedited sauce: x.com/chadbyers/st...
Screen of the linked tweet, an advertisement for Cluely
April 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Screenshot of the tweet linked above
April 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
[stares at own browsers across devices] .......uh 😬
Screenshot of mobile browser cropped to focus on 65 open tabs and 1230 inactive tabs
March 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Notice of Meme Acquisition
March 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Screenshot of tumblr textpost by user futuretrain: "all stories are about time loops, except for time loops, which are about grief"
March 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
That quote is from living writer Robert Jones Jr., an admirer of Baldwin who used the social media handle SonofBaldwin! www.sonofbaldwin.com/wp-content/u...
Screenshot of a 8/18/15 tweet by Robert Jones, Jr. (@SonofBaldwin) reading "We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist."
March 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Thank you for reminding me of what getting those first vaccines was like - the relief, the hope. And now, Doug Campbell in Iowa is getting the ball rolling on criminalizing vaccines...
Screenshot of a post from the account so.informed on Instagram. Recent Legislation Introduced Across the U.S. to Know About. Slide 6/10 is titled "Iowa" and lists: Making it a felony to bring a child to a drag show, Criminalizing homelessness, and Criminalizing administering gene-based vaccines.
March 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Uh... they just gave me a second free shot
Now there are two tiny ceramic bowl shot glasses on the table, one empty and one full.
February 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
They just gave me a complimentary shot of their house ginseng-infused soju
A small ceramic bowl containing a shot of soju on a wooden table
February 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
A screenshot of the Goodreads website displaying the quote "Fuck my stupid baka life," attributing it to Franz Kafka. It has 126 likes. (Note: Kafka did not say this.)
January 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
I, too, would cast Jin Ha as me (pictured). (Genuinely. )
A Korean person stands wearing a bright pink femme hanbok. Their dark hair is secured above the neck and has a white streak running through it. In their right hand, they hold a coupe glass containing a clear cocktail. In their left hand, they hold a traditional Korean fan, with a royal blue pouch hanging from their wrist. They are smiling broadly at a person to their left just outside of the frame. And they are wearing big purple eyelashes, honey.
November 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
Yearning to be able to weave my own home out of grasses but at the same time retain access to modern plumbing that allows me to boil myself like an elbow macaroni
Photograph of a medium-size pouch-shaped woven bird's nest hanging from an otherwise bare tree branch against a backdrop of sky
November 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
A cartoon of a middle-aged bald, bearded man wearing a a business suit and clutching a professonal briefcase popping out from behind a fence and asking "Tree law?" It is a panel from the larger tree law comic by reddit user reachling. https://www.reddit.com/r/treelaw/comments/9hs7b2/tree_law/?rdt=49481
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 PM
carotidartistry.bsky.social
www.sonofbaldwin.com
Screencap of tweet by Robert Jones, Jr. (username SonofBaldwin) from 8/18/15. The text of the tweet is "We can disagree and still love each other unless your disgreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist."
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 AM