Carolyn Chernoff
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Carolyn Chernoff
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I have been kicked out of a Priscilla Presley lookalike contest & yelled at by Oprah. No regrets.

Zines, snark, jokes, sociology, mutual aid, repeat.

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Not mad, just disappointed. Not saying I won’t throw stuff LIKE OUR TEAM THREW THE GAME, but…
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
And yet every politician we have is the living embodiment.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Stuffed shells for everything.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If I hear Heavens to Betsy’s “Axe Men,” I honestly don’t know what I’ll do.
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Now it’s “Enjoy the Silence”???? Is some music coordinator pranking us all? Like. For real.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
One time I went solo to Italy to see friends; another time we all went on grindcore tour in Japan. Would be overjoyed to do either again in a better world.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yup: stuffed shells!
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Buff Baby Finn | Adventure Time | HD
YouTube video by TheAdventureTimeHub
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November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My internal monologue and it is not good.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
These events are so sweet unless you’re an ARFID kid or similar. Solidarity.
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
To quote The Smiths, what a heavenly way…
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Reposted by Carolyn Chernoff
Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s a beautiful action plan for a heinous situation: tell everyone/get money/buy out as many street vendors as possible/enjoy the bounty/repeat.
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I appreciate this. I often use COWARD as my deepest indication of moral turpitude, seeing it as a choice to capitulate to and support evil, but I get it: “coward” seems to excuse, somehow? Obvs I need to think through how to use these words because it matters.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM