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caroline from twitter
@carolinerann.bsky.social
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great news. i bit all my fingernails back to the quick so they look all fucked up.
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
normalise knocking on doors if you can smell good cooking. they don’t have to give you any but they must give you the recipe
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 AM
i am caroline, your friend from twitter. my posts reflect the values of my employer
November 14, 2024 at 5:02 AM
family drama happening now and apparently my sister wants us all to have a meeting where we discuss our grievances with each other freely. girl ur the only one anyone has a grievance with!!
March 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
friday afternoon! and surely this will be the weekend where some kind of life changing boon means i don’t have to go back on monday
March 15, 2024 at 7:16 AM
pads without wings, what a swell idea! i love products that don’t work
March 7, 2024 at 10:50 AM
i hope bluesky brings in circles. suppose i just need to hang out with a close friend one night
March 6, 2024 at 11:06 AM
i read the second half of a spy in the house of love and saw poor things at the cinema five minutes from my house, and then i read this
January 26, 2024 at 12:33 PM
i’ve made the tiramisu cake again and i think the batter has a stronger coffee taste this time. the quantities in the recipe left it with just the faintest coffee taste towards the middle. I’ll let you know if i’ve gone too far in the other direction
January 26, 2024 at 11:51 AM
i kind of want an inspection so the landlord can see how nice we’ve made the place and let us stay
January 23, 2024 at 12:32 PM
my boyfriend when he finishes work: going to carolina in real life 🎤
January 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
blackout curtains: they work!
January 17, 2024 at 10:21 PM
chemist warehouse five dock hurry up with my joie de vivre medicine
January 16, 2024 at 11:09 PM
feminine wiles e. coyote
January 5, 2024 at 11:24 AM
i’ve made a tiramisu this morning 🤍
December 31, 2023 at 12:40 AM
when a lovecraft protagonist mentions the “dark legends” told of innsmouth
December 29, 2023 at 12:19 PM
don’t ask me to play a board game at a party unless it’s this
December 18, 2023 at 11:19 AM
i’ve been baking and i like it more than cooking. i made gingerbread blondies and gingerbread biscuits. gave myself carpal tunnel microplaning four tbsps of ginger
December 17, 2023 at 10:53 AM
caroline wagner has very blue eyes and caroline wagner is so fond of pies. daily affirmation
December 17, 2023 at 5:12 AM
christmas time is christmas delight
December 14, 2023 at 10:41 AM
i made gingerbread blondies and peppermint bark :^)
December 13, 2023 at 9:45 AM
remaster nintendogs and the mysims series (wii and ds) for switch NOW
December 10, 2023 at 3:14 AM
need this in women’s sizes
December 8, 2023 at 10:17 AM
i used to buy and read modern history books. what the hell happened to me
December 3, 2023 at 9:39 AM
oh hey i have bluesky
November 28, 2023 at 9:38 AM