cara is tired
carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
cara is tired
@carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
Former lurker, Xitter escapee- here for #OurFlagMeansDeath
#DoingItForRhysis

Feel free to yell at me about how I owe an agent the first two chapters of one of my books bc I have no object permanence , which is also why I'm leaving this corny ass note here
Pinned
Here goes nothing...

The first chapter of Something Rich and Strange, a Gentlebeard House in the Cerulean Sea AU, is up on AO3!

archiveofourown.org/works/709834...
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"Say It Like You Mean It"
8.25x11", water soluble graphite on paper.

Sweet kitty-collar Ed Teach, available on @everydayoriginal.bsky.social :

everydayoriginal.com/product/say-...
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This is NOT a small amount of queer kissing.

When I think about how I watched hours of ER, a show I didn’t even like, just to see Kerry Weaver kiss another woman…

Representation matters. Kissing matters—on OFMD, Vida, ALOTO, you name it. Love these queers forever. 💜💜💜
sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of gay pirates kissing and kissing and kissing and
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Random but important

* If you have a loved one who is starting to look at colleges, please help direct their focus to Europe/outside of the US. Cheaper, lots of courses in English,great way to cure and prevent the brain worms we all were exposed to 1/
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I can't believe this is the weird level I'm on right now but:

I am dreading saying goodbye to whichever of the guards is on duty when I leave?

I can't explain it, idk if it's me or them or the city

But if you'd asked me before what adjective I'd use for guards, wholesome wouldn't be on the list
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
This is very pretty

I especially like how it looks like she's ready to party in a graveyard
Good morning! Woke to find that it’s apparently now December, winter solstice within touching distance!
Somehow I know I’ll dreaming of the light all day!
Happy new month to you!
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
ADHD is the least helpful neurotype ever
I've known my move out date for weeks, thought about packing and cleaning but couldn't break into steps or tasks

It's move out day, meant to be out by 6am shower and and done, and avoid host.

Less than two hours to that goal and I'm still in bed??
a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... '' .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... '' .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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How come 6/10 of the shows on this list were cancelled by HBO/Max? Makes you wonder whether they actually have any idea what they're doing... 🧐
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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The wizard checks in on the protective wards.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Random but important

* If you have a loved one who is starting to look at colleges, please help direct their focus to Europe/outside of the US. Cheaper, lots of courses in English,great way to cure and prevent the brain worms we all were exposed to 1/
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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MY BELOVED NIGEL BILLINGSLEY RETURNS TO THE BIG SCREEN

WELCOME HOME KING‼️
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Wake up from your turkey & carb coma, besties. #OFMD is #1. They got that right.

collider.com/hbo-max-show...
From 'The Pitt' to 'Peacemaker,' These 10 HBO Max Shows Are Perfect From Start to Finish
Peacemaker, Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, Hacks, and The Pitt are a few examples of HBO Max shows that are truly perfect from start to finish.
collider.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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oh no this made me cry, what a special show
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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6 years today the first COVID case was identified in a man in Wuhan marking the beginning of a global pandemic that changed the world. We are way less prepared today to face another pandemic than we were back then. This fact makes me sad.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Man I feel like crud, achy body, sore throat, twitchy and weird. I haven't started even to pack

Every time I've moved this year, I've either injured myself or gotten surprisingly sick and I hate it. But getting a virus doesn't put me in crutches is very appreciated, in a way
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 10:20 AM
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gentlebeard two person improv troupe au!! except it’s barely an au is it. that’s just the show
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey friends

Eggs don't have to be refrigerated here

There's a carton of eggs sitting on the counter

This is actually weirder than milk in bags
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Rise and Shine. 🏵️
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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had a guy tell me he wants automated cars for everyone on the road at all times.

“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”

my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have been holding back an unavoidable meltdown about NYC food I miss, bc once that bubble bursts, I may lose my mind

I really just want some baked ziti 😭
Or a pumpernickel everything bagel with chive schmear 😭
Vodka sauce pizza 😭
The quiche and Monte Cristo sandwich from the random French place😭
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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A message for you this chili Sunday afternoon:
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM