Carl 'luxury briefs' Jervis
@carljervis.bsky.social
I'll dance to anything. Not music, obviously, but anything else is good...
Surely not...
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Surely not...
There are four kinds of guy online no exceptions
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There are four kinds of guy online no exceptions
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Unsolicited Vic pic
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Unsolicited Vic pic
Bear in mind...
August 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Bear in mind...
Hey, mugs... remember when he said China would pay for the tariffs? Guess what, MAGA... Either Walmart pays them or you do. How do ya reckon that's gonna work out, suckers?
Now you know how he managed to bankrupt a casino where the odds are all weighted toward the house.
What a bell...
Now you know how he managed to bankrupt a casino where the odds are all weighted toward the house.
What a bell...
May 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey, mugs... remember when he said China would pay for the tariffs? Guess what, MAGA... Either Walmart pays them or you do. How do ya reckon that's gonna work out, suckers?
Now you know how he managed to bankrupt a casino where the odds are all weighted toward the house.
What a bell...
Now you know how he managed to bankrupt a casino where the odds are all weighted toward the house.
What a bell...
Changed my mind already, but...
May 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Changed my mind already, but...
You got to be kidding, Ina. Have you seen his legal team? I'd have no chance!!! 😬
March 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You got to be kidding, Ina. Have you seen his legal team? I'd have no chance!!! 😬
Always quality. I was gonna make this pic up but it actually exists!
Nice recommendation, Ben. Enjoying it (obviously).
Nice recommendation, Ben. Enjoying it (obviously).
March 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Always quality. I was gonna make this pic up but it actually exists!
Nice recommendation, Ben. Enjoying it (obviously).
Nice recommendation, Ben. Enjoying it (obviously).
That Nobel Peace Prize he wants must be in the post after this, surely...
March 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That Nobel Peace Prize he wants must be in the post after this, surely...
"I'm Freon"
February 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"I'm Freon"
Fucksake..!
February 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Fucksake..!
"ORIGIN STORY FIGHT!!!"
February 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"ORIGIN STORY FIGHT!!!"
Wreath Witherspoon
#FamousAndFestive
#FamousAndFestive
December 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Wreath Witherspoon
#FamousAndFestive
#FamousAndFestive
I used to have a decent sized tank. Various fish in it. All happy and thriving. Bought five of these and they thrived till there were over thirty of the buggers. It was a circus 😬
December 14, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I used to have a decent sized tank. Various fish in it. All happy and thriving. Bought five of these and they thrived till there were over thirty of the buggers. It was a circus 😬
North Yorkshire just now. My camera phone is a bit crap, mind.
October 10, 2024 at 11:46 PM
North Yorkshire just now. My camera phone is a bit crap, mind.
Jenrick had been over inflated by his missus before it started and couldn't move to be fair...
October 4, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Jenrick had been over inflated by his missus before it started and couldn't move to be fair...
Ha ha... This was my third action on here, Tee... bonkers or what?
September 17, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Ha ha... This was my third action on here, Tee... bonkers or what?
Dream ticket my arse... the Daily Mail never ceases to not surprise us.
December 11, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Dream ticket my arse... the Daily Mail never ceases to not surprise us.
A grown up designed that. Another made it. Another bought it....
November 28, 2023 at 8:48 AM
A grown up designed that. Another made it. Another bought it....
And if you don't fear the non-existent 15 minute cities with the non-existent meat taxes and seven bins, you'll be subject to a non-existent cheese tax you say?
October 12, 2023 at 9:27 PM
And if you don't fear the non-existent 15 minute cities with the non-existent meat taxes and seven bins, you'll be subject to a non-existent cheese tax you say?
*Deciding to leave Simon and Garfunkel to do rabbit related pop songs* Fuck it wee Paul.
September 27, 2023 at 9:33 PM
*Deciding to leave Simon and Garfunkel to do rabbit related pop songs* Fuck it wee Paul.
❤Just look at us... It's like Hieronymus Bosch did the graphics for Mr Benn on mushrooms.
September 26, 2023 at 8:15 PM
❤Just look at us... It's like Hieronymus Bosch did the graphics for Mr Benn on mushrooms.
