Carla
@carlaelledee.bsky.social
Common Scold, Surf Coast Victoria 🏄♀️, Steven Soderbergh, Star Trek, Autistic 🏳️🌈🇲🇹🖖⚧️🏳️⚧️ They/Them
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I've been off work 2.5 weeks and I've been so busy I'm sick of it. Got a proper job interview today and think after this I'm going to cool my jets. I want to craft! I want to go to the movies! I want to ride my bike around.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I've been off work 2.5 weeks and I've been so busy I'm sick of it. Got a proper job interview today and think after this I'm going to cool my jets. I want to craft! I want to go to the movies! I want to ride my bike around.
My dog Buzz used to LOVE having grass tickle his butthole to get him to poop. It was so funny, he'd run around trying to find long grass or weeds that would tickle that itch.
If I were a dog, I'd put my butthole in the snow after a poop as a refreshing treat
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My dog Buzz used to LOVE having grass tickle his butthole to get him to poop. It was so funny, he'd run around trying to find long grass or weeds that would tickle that itch.
I had a life changing sleep last night. I guess after I had a 12 hour meltdown. I think I exorcised the last 10 months. Finally starting to feel after this whole ordeal.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I had a life changing sleep last night. I guess after I had a 12 hour meltdown. I think I exorcised the last 10 months. Finally starting to feel after this whole ordeal.
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Going to build a sci-fi religion around this dog, who is clearly the reincarnation of a galactic emperor.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Going to build a sci-fi religion around this dog, who is clearly the reincarnation of a galactic emperor.
The flaming cauldrons in Neelix's kitchen really stress me out.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The flaming cauldrons in Neelix's kitchen really stress me out.
Serious question. Every exercise thing I've signed up for (skate class, pickleball, yoga) eventually has me in a show down about being filmed. I do not want to be filmed or on their social media. It should just be a choice I can make, but I also have a history of DV & don't want that info out there.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Serious question. Every exercise thing I've signed up for (skate class, pickleball, yoga) eventually has me in a show down about being filmed. I do not want to be filmed or on their social media. It should just be a choice I can make, but I also have a history of DV & don't want that info out there.
Feeling for all the people who are having to be around family that makes them feel unsafe. Sending love.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Feeling for all the people who are having to be around family that makes them feel unsafe. Sending love.
Just putting it out there - you may be as shocked as I was to find out that even if you have your cervix removed you can still get CERVICAL CANCER. Thankfully I had never had HPV so I no longer need to get pap smears but truly having had female sex organs just keeps on giving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Just putting it out there - you may be as shocked as I was to find out that even if you have your cervix removed you can still get CERVICAL CANCER. Thankfully I had never had HPV so I no longer need to get pap smears but truly having had female sex organs just keeps on giving.
Although I mostly find Pluribus uninteresting, I am impressed that the biggest show of the year centres a miserable areshole middle aged woman. It feels like a win for all of us 🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Although I mostly find Pluribus uninteresting, I am impressed that the biggest show of the year centres a miserable areshole middle aged woman. It feels like a win for all of us 🤣🤣
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
Two weeks since I left my job and I'm feeling less numb. I did a big bike ride yesterday which helped blow the cobwebs away. I've been so busy since I finished work I haven't had time to think. My sleep is still disturbed but hopefully that will settle soon. Man bad jobs can just wreck your life.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Two weeks since I left my job and I'm feeling less numb. I did a big bike ride yesterday which helped blow the cobwebs away. I've been so busy since I finished work I haven't had time to think. My sleep is still disturbed but hopefully that will settle soon. Man bad jobs can just wreck your life.
Regretting and not regretting doing my Criminology masters in robot industrial manslaughter.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Regretting and not regretting doing my Criminology masters in robot industrial manslaughter.
Definitely the Soderbergh A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES with Zach Galifianakis.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Definitely the Soderbergh A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES with Zach Galifianakis.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I'm so discombobulated by this job seeking process. It's been 5 years since I looked for a job. Starting over again is so daunting as a disabled person. Will I be bullied? Will I have to endure endless harms advocating for my access needs? Even just the thought of having to meet so many new people.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm so discombobulated by this job seeking process. It's been 5 years since I looked for a job. Starting over again is so daunting as a disabled person. Will I be bullied? Will I have to endure endless harms advocating for my access needs? Even just the thought of having to meet so many new people.
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The reason the Steam Cube is a cube is because everyone gonna mod that thing in to either the Hellraiser Lament Configuration cube or the Portal companion cube. There are no other logical choices.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The reason the Steam Cube is a cube is because everyone gonna mod that thing in to either the Hellraiser Lament Configuration cube or the Portal companion cube. There are no other logical choices.
Didn't expect to ever read "felching poetry" in The Guardian. Keep it classy America.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Didn't expect to ever read "felching poetry" in The Guardian. Keep it classy America.
Fuck me dead just had my first call in the quest to find a new job & it was a nightmare. I submitted my access requirements that I get the questions in advance & only one question at a time. They did not honour that at all and the guy on the phone was on speaker and typing at the same time as well 👎
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fuck me dead just had my first call in the quest to find a new job & it was a nightmare. I submitted my access requirements that I get the questions in advance & only one question at a time. They did not honour that at all and the guy on the phone was on speaker and typing at the same time as well 👎
For each day you go away you spend cleaning dog piss off the house 🫠 we have to wash every blanket, dog bed, our friggin CURTAINS, the rugs.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For each day you go away you spend cleaning dog piss off the house 🫠 we have to wash every blanket, dog bed, our friggin CURTAINS, the rugs.
I got to sleep in bed with my dog last night 🥹 I love him so much.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I got to sleep in bed with my dog last night 🥹 I love him so much.
Man Wise is such a fantastic product. We paid cents on every transaction in New Zealand and then I just transferred the remaining balance to my US bank account for a few bucks. If you transfer money between countries use my code for a free transaction wise.com/invite/ahpc/...
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November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Man Wise is such a fantastic product. We paid cents on every transaction in New Zealand and then I just transferred the remaining balance to my US bank account for a few bucks. If you transfer money between countries use my code for a free transaction wise.com/invite/ahpc/...
Such a wonderful holiday to Aoteroa. We planned on doing so much and did very little! Our accomodation is right on Throne Bay and has direct beach access. Lying in bed watching the sunrise over Rangitoto absolute heaven 😍 feel very relaxed and ready to go home actually.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Such a wonderful holiday to Aoteroa. We planned on doing so much and did very little! Our accomodation is right on Throne Bay and has direct beach access. Lying in bed watching the sunrise over Rangitoto absolute heaven 😍 feel very relaxed and ready to go home actually.
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"We cannot keep pretending that JobSeeker is an interim payment for a couple of weeks just to get people over a bad patch," Chambers said.
📢 A new report has painted a grim picture of Australia's employment system, calling on the federal government to urgently intervene.
'The worst we've seen': The type of job that's getting harder to find in Australia
www.sbs.com.au
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"We cannot keep pretending that JobSeeker is an interim payment for a couple of weeks just to get people over a bad patch," Chambers said.
Had the cutest effing day yesterday at Hobbiton. It is so beautiful and serene it's like being in heaven.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Had the cutest effing day yesterday at Hobbiton. It is so beautiful and serene it's like being in heaven.
Trust my Debbie Downer Marxist magazine Jacobin to do the best review of Frankenstein jacobin.com/2025/11/del-...
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein Is Dead Flesh Reanimated
Guillermo del Toro’s long-awaited Frankenstein adaptation for Netflix is a big, bloated mess. Much like Frankenstein’s Creature, it’s dead matter, crudely stitched and bolted together.
jacobin.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Trust my Debbie Downer Marxist magazine Jacobin to do the best review of Frankenstein jacobin.com/2025/11/del-...