Oh, no! Spank the Monkey is loose! The monster is loose!

Donald Trump's new favorite song: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubba."

This is me when solar panel salesmen come to the front door.

"No more cage fighting for you."

I forgot to put up my mom's Easter decorations until today!

It must be my meds talking, but have you ever noticed that a capital D faces in one direction, while a small d faces the opposite? 😳

This is my Christmas tree! It's eight feet tall, which makes it the biggest tree I've ever had. I will start to decorate tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving!

Where the hell is James Finlayson now that we really need him?

I have an idea for a BDSM exorcist movie. It's called "Assume the Possession."

There are more tardigrades living in Anson Williams than in any other place on earth.