Peter Nincompoop
@carcrashrecorder.bsky.social
have my head in the oven so you'll know where I'll be
When is the "I never played professionally, but I really enjoy watching the game" voting era?
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When is the "I never played professionally, but I really enjoy watching the game" voting era?
I think you owe someone an apology.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I think you owe someone an apology.
Good riddance!
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Good riddance!
Why would automakers spend time and money to make their already designed engines LESS efficient?
How does that make any sense?
How does that make any sense?
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why would automakers spend time and money to make their already designed engines LESS efficient?
How does that make any sense?
How does that make any sense?
I saw two survivors who had opened one of the cocaine bales, were eating it by the handfuls, with the intention of swimming to safety.
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I saw two survivors who had opened one of the cocaine bales, were eating it by the handfuls, with the intention of swimming to safety.
Just gonna play devil's advocate for a second.
Maybe they were clinging to whatever wreckage they could find, so they didn't DROWN IN THE FUCKING OCEAN.
Maybe they were clinging to whatever wreckage they could find, so they didn't DROWN IN THE FUCKING OCEAN.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just gonna play devil's advocate for a second.
Maybe they were clinging to whatever wreckage they could find, so they didn't DROWN IN THE FUCKING OCEAN.
Maybe they were clinging to whatever wreckage they could find, so they didn't DROWN IN THE FUCKING OCEAN.
The boat was MADE OF cocaine!
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The boat was MADE OF cocaine!
And ol' Donnie takes credit for ending another war.
a man in a red jacket is sitting at a table with a binder and a book .
ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting at a table with a binder and a book .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
And ol' Donnie takes credit for ending another war.
How many preventative MRIs did Biden have?
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
How many preventative MRIs did Biden have?
What weighs more....500 tons of cocaine or 500 tons of fentanyl?
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
What weighs more....500 tons of cocaine or 500 tons of fentanyl?
And talking about the 10-day forecast.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And talking about the 10-day forecast.
Can't believe that James Madison is still ranked after losing to James Monroe.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Can't believe that James Madison is still ranked after losing to James Monroe.
WilliAin't?
I'm more of a math guy.
I'm more of a math guy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
WilliAin't?
I'm more of a math guy.
I'm more of a math guy.
I guess you just don't love your country enough.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I guess you just don't love your country enough.
Fortunate Son, CCR
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fortunate Son, CCR
American Pie, Don McClean
Yes, the entire song
Yes, the entire song
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
American Pie, Don McClean
Yes, the entire song
Yes, the entire song
How dare you show me things to buy when I am trying to cut back on spending this year. You should know better!
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
How dare you show me things to buy when I am trying to cut back on spending this year. You should know better!
Dang, his dad must be the coach!
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dang, his dad must be the coach!
I assume you simply took your glass off and the realization slowly washed over him?
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I assume you simply took your glass off and the realization slowly washed over him?
Looks like 10 months of buildup that occurs NATURALLY in most urban bodies of water, especially those in park-like settings.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Looks like 10 months of buildup that occurs NATURALLY in most urban bodies of water, especially those in park-like settings.