Bait used to be believable

That whole train experiencing their own Ken McElroy moment

That's Opa. He has absolutely no thoughts

I just tell people I don't have any social media at this point

There was a time for like a week I was asking all my coworkers if they knew who Colton Burpo is and they all looked at me like I was the crazy one

Still probably the best controlling 2D Metroid and I will die on that hill

I was born in '91 and was drinking from hoses in the neighborhood in the late 90s. I still remember which house had the best tasting hose water