CAPTOverkill
@captoverkill.bsky.social
33 |He/him|Bisexual|Homebrewer|Lover of comics and weird stuff|Smut Enjoyer|🔞| I share a lot of art!
DMV: Copy of your birth certificate does work needs a stamp.
Me:OK... brought my college transcripts...
DMV: No birth year doesn't count...
Me: Ok.... Here my high school transcripts with date of birth
DMV: I don't know....these are from a different state. We will need to double check...
Me:
Me:OK... brought my college transcripts...
DMV: No birth year doesn't count...
Me: Ok.... Here my high school transcripts with date of birth
DMV: I don't know....these are from a different state. We will need to double check...
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
DMV: Copy of your birth certificate does work needs a stamp.
Me:OK... brought my college transcripts...
DMV: No birth year doesn't count...
Me: Ok.... Here my high school transcripts with date of birth
DMV: I don't know....these are from a different state. We will need to double check...
Me:
Me:OK... brought my college transcripts...
DMV: No birth year doesn't count...
Me: Ok.... Here my high school transcripts with date of birth
DMV: I don't know....these are from a different state. We will need to double check...
Me:
This all am going say about current political situation and the going spend rest evening share Smut and Art to improve my and my followers mode.
Fuck you dems, you spineless jellyfish be fucking better.
Fuck you dems, you spineless jellyfish be fucking better.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This all am going say about current political situation and the going spend rest evening share Smut and Art to improve my and my followers mode.
Fuck you dems, you spineless jellyfish be fucking better.
Fuck you dems, you spineless jellyfish be fucking better.
In this case, it was me going:
"Hey, can you send me a screenshot of the error, so I can see it?"
*Not 30 seconds later phone rang with the person's name*
Me:
"Hey, can you send me a screenshot of the error, so I can see it?"
*Not 30 seconds later phone rang with the person's name*
Me:
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
In this case, it was me going:
"Hey, can you send me a screenshot of the error, so I can see it?"
*Not 30 seconds later phone rang with the person's name*
Me:
"Hey, can you send me a screenshot of the error, so I can see it?"
*Not 30 seconds later phone rang with the person's name*
Me:
I can always tell if someone has worked in retail or front desk by how they react to hearing Christmas music in November.
Personally, I would like the fat red man to fuck off until I had my turkey.
Personally, I would like the fat red man to fuck off until I had my turkey.
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I can always tell if someone has worked in retail or front desk by how they react to hearing Christmas music in November.
Personally, I would like the fat red man to fuck off until I had my turkey.
Personally, I would like the fat red man to fuck off until I had my turkey.
Just went to craft market with my folks and maaaaaan that was depressing....
For every 1 original artist, there were like 5 AI slop/art thief booths. The older generation is actually fucking cooked with AI stuff. I think maybe done going to craft fairs.
For every 1 original artist, there were like 5 AI slop/art thief booths. The older generation is actually fucking cooked with AI stuff. I think maybe done going to craft fairs.
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just went to craft market with my folks and maaaaaan that was depressing....
For every 1 original artist, there were like 5 AI slop/art thief booths. The older generation is actually fucking cooked with AI stuff. I think maybe done going to craft fairs.
For every 1 original artist, there were like 5 AI slop/art thief booths. The older generation is actually fucking cooked with AI stuff. I think maybe done going to craft fairs.
A 1-season Toon Disney/Jetix CGI show, that thought it world was way more interesting than it actually was.
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A 1-season Toon Disney/Jetix CGI show, that thought it world was way more interesting than it actually was.
If you feel the need to cc not only someone's boss but their boss's boss. Kindly go fuck yourself with a cactus.
Sincerely your very pissed off IT Tech.
Sincerely your very pissed off IT Tech.
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If you feel the need to cc not only someone's boss but their boss's boss. Kindly go fuck yourself with a cactus.
Sincerely your very pissed off IT Tech.
Sincerely your very pissed off IT Tech.
I feel like too many people sleep on Kid Cosmic. Been re-watching lately and man this show rules and has a lot of heart to it.
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I feel like too many people sleep on Kid Cosmic. Been re-watching lately and man this show rules and has a lot of heart to it.
Please devs for the love of god stop including farmer and "unique" takes on cooking. Not every game needs to be Stardew.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Please devs for the love of god stop including farmer and "unique" takes on cooking. Not every game needs to be Stardew.
Post something random or have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Post something random or have an awful November
Happy 25th Birthday, PS2! Here are my 4 faves.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Happy 25th Birthday, PS2! Here are my 4 faves.
Adventure in IT with Captoverkill!
Person: Hey my laptop is not working.
Me: What's going on?
Person: Well the B key is stuck, and half the keys aren't working.
Me: Did you spill something on it?
Person:....no
Me:
Person: Hey my laptop is not working.
Me: What's going on?
Person: Well the B key is stuck, and half the keys aren't working.
Me: Did you spill something on it?
Person:....no
Me:
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Adventure in IT with Captoverkill!
Person: Hey my laptop is not working.
Me: What's going on?
Person: Well the B key is stuck, and half the keys aren't working.
Me: Did you spill something on it?
Person:....no
Me:
Person: Hey my laptop is not working.
Me: What's going on?
Person: Well the B key is stuck, and half the keys aren't working.
Me: Did you spill something on it?
Person:....no
Me:
They are making A Something Is Killing The Children movie
Me:Yeah?!
And there's going to be an animated series
Me:YEAH?!
And it was made by Blumhouse!
Me:
Me:Yeah?!
And there's going to be an animated series
Me:YEAH?!
And it was made by Blumhouse!
Me:
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They are making A Something Is Killing The Children movie
Me:Yeah?!
And there's going to be an animated series
Me:YEAH?!
And it was made by Blumhouse!
Me:
Me:Yeah?!
And there's going to be an animated series
Me:YEAH?!
And it was made by Blumhouse!
Me:
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What's it like inside your head?
Give me my metal while I shotgun demons.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Give me my metal while I shotgun demons.
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
If yall ever get the chance you should check out Slice in St.louis. Really cool indie Art con, got bunch cool look art and comics at the event.
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If yall ever get the chance you should check out Slice in St.louis. Really cool indie Art con, got bunch cool look art and comics at the event.
Me normally spending my money: OK do I really need this thing, am getting best deal for thing. What something happens layer this month.
Me spending money at cons:
Me spending money at cons:
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me normally spending my money: OK do I really need this thing, am getting best deal for thing. What something happens layer this month.
Me spending money at cons:
Me spending money at cons:
Words to live by, I will become a Lich if I have to.
October 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Words to live by, I will become a Lich if I have to.
As an IT Help Desk worker my feelings towards this:
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
As an IT Help Desk worker my feelings towards this:
Get a flashback to going to a con and seeing a lanky teenager turning the corner with this fucking thing on.
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Get a flashback to going to a con and seeing a lanky teenager turning the corner with this fucking thing on.
Call me basic but Rouge for the redesign. A completely new model I would say the Conductor's Wife. I mean just look at her!
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Call me basic but Rouge for the redesign. A completely new model I would say the Conductor's Wife. I mean just look at her!
