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Marxist. He/him/ours. 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈🤠

HEDONISM = SONDHEIM
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for all the libs on this site say they oppose Trump in every way, they’re in absolute lockstep with him on this, they love this shit
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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one thing i find crazy-making is the idea that getting rid of the filibuster would make congress a purely majoritarian institution. bicameralism itself is counter-majoritarian! equal state representation is counter-majoritarian! the fact that senate elections are staggered is counter-majoritarian!
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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In the name of protecting Jews, Jews have their funding cancelled, get kicked out of seminars, and are removed from leadership positions in Jewish Studies to be replaced by non-Jews.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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At least 2 people — both citizens — were detained by immigration agents in Albany Park Friday. blockclubchi.co/4hDz8Cu
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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🚨BIG changes happening -- ICE leadership is being purged tonight. The old guard, which prioritized targeted enforcement operations aimed at people with criminal records, is being replaced with Border Patrol and Gregory Bovino's "Midway Blitz" style.

Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The University of Virginia has capitulated to Trump on transgender and race (affirmative action) issues.

The details are currently sparse, but reporting suggests they've agreed to define trans people out of existence and ban trans students from facilities.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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State rep. Hoan Huynh shared video of agents surrounding his vehicle/stopping him + staffers shortly after he said one agent pointed a gun inside his vehicle at him while another threatened to break a window. They were following feds in Albany Park after four people were reportedly taken.

Story tk.
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.

I did it because the government isn’t.

This is what I found.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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For the last five years, people being released from Cook County Jail have gotten out later and later at night.

In 2021, ~14% of people got out between 11 pm and 3 am. In 2024, ~40% of all releases took place in those wee hours.

My latest, for @chicagoreader.com

chicagoreader.com/news/cook-co...
Released from jail late at night
Over the last five years, the number of people released from the Cook County jail late at night has steadily increased.
chicagoreader.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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We've recieved more photos from the inside of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided over Monday night.

Doors bashed in, window panes missing, furniture smashed, water on the floor.

It's unclear what damage was pre-existing and what was inflicted in the raid.
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The unidentified federal agents DHS assures us are heroes working to make America safer are now shooting journalists in the face
Took fire to the face. ICE definitely isn’t aiming at ground and firing at people’s heads again.
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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New, w/ @mulchy.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social:

ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday.

Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events.

Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened:
What happened to Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez
Immigration agents shot and killed an unarmed 38-year-old father outside Chicago on Friday—and their initial narrative of events was quickly disproven by videos captured by witnesses.
unraveledpress.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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the scope of the pre-08 housing bubble is categorically insane. house prices (adjusted for inflation) were relatively stable for over a hundred years. from 1997-2005 (when the construction market contracted) they increased in value by *eighty-five* percent
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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more evidence for “a bunch of AI cultists dismantled large parts of the federal government because they believed that their LLMs were intelligent and could do the work better” thesis
Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'
July 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Zohran being asked in every single interview about “globalize the intifada” while zero pro-Israel politicians are asked how they can support a country committing war crimes is one of the most blackpilling things in recent memory.

The U.S. is such a backward, fucked up place.
July 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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yeah
idk how many other ways the Trump administration can make it clear that they're pro-rape
Trump officials are reportedly pushing Romania to let Andrew Tate and his brother leave the country, amid human trafficking and sex crime cases. www.ft.com/content/3f95...
July 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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While writing this story, a legal expert with the National Immigrant Justice Center told me immigrants detained by ICE sometimes choose not to fight for their cases if it means getting out of jail.

I witnessed that happening today at Chicago's immigration court during a detainee hearing session.
July 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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ICE agents detained a 19-year-old immigrant in Chicago on June 12; in the month since he's been shuffled across 3 Kentucky jails.

His story so far is a look into the legal and logistical strategies being used to defeat immigration cases nationwide.

My latest: djbyrnes.substack.com/p/arrested-t...
Arrested, transferred, lost, dismissed: One Chicago resident's journey through ICE detention
U.S. immigration authorities have moved one young man so often over the last month that even the Department of Homeland Security has had trouble keeping track of him.
djbyrnes.substack.com
July 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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More than 100,000 people marched in Hungary’s annual Pride parade in Budapest on Saturday after Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s ban on the event backfired, turning what is usually a low-key parade into a mass rally against his government. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/28/w...
June 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
you know how author twitter bios usually do “words in [list of outlets they’ve published in]”? I should do the same for all the punctuation typos I’ve corrected
June 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
pesto was kinda the gochujang of 2017
June 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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also the impact here is still, uh, absolutely devastating - 30% tarrifs on China still cuts imports by 75% (per the public OEC model oec.world/en/tariff-si...)

it's like going from a cat 5 hurricane to a cat 1
May 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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One of the bleakest things I've seen in a while: white supremacists have crowdfunded several hundred thousand dollars in support of a woman who was filmed calling a Black child the n-word in Rochester, MN. www.postbulletin.com/news/local/c...
Crowdfunding campaign for woman allegedly involved in viral TikTok garners over $250K
A fundraiser created by the user "Shiloh Hendrix" has raised more than $250,000 to help her family relocate after claiming the viral video led to their address, names and her Social Security number to...
www.postbulletin.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Dog bites man” type headline
May 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM