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‼IMPORTANT UPDATE‼
Landlord’s kicking me out to 2X the rent🤬
Called 25 agents, toured 40 places & had 1 deal fall through💔
Still searching 🤞it’s over by next week

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‼IMPORTANT UPDATE‼
Landlord’s kicking me out to 2X the rent🤬
Called 25 agents, toured 40 places & had 1 deal fall through💔
Still searching 🤞it’s over by next week

If you want to help, click the link. It would mean the world to me💖 bit.ly/BrainRot
January 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
‼IMPORTANT UPDATE‼
Landlord’s kicking me out to 2X the rent🤬
Called 25 agents, toured 40 places & had 1 deal fall through💔
Still searching 🤞it’s over by next week

If you want to help, click the link. It would mean the world to me💖 bit.ly/BrainRot
January 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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December 27, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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