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Jennifer Barkley stan account

📍NC // denial
POV: you drain both saving accounts to close on your first house and decide to spend even more money at the local French brasserie to celebrate
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
📍Getting roasted in the gc for playing Pokemon Go🫠
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A truly ridiculous creature.
August 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey what’s up
July 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Post the last pic of your pet
March 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
In-house: name a scarier message to get from Development
March 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reposted by C👀P
This is very good. The best piece of communication on this topic from a Democratic senator so far.
Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Commenting “must be nice.” on everyone’s Strava post while my leg is broken
February 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Put Parker Posey on the UNC Board of Governors
February 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Overall of course they do the “North Carolina southern hick” angle but at least they made the (first impressions) worst one from the bad blue school #GDTBATH
Of course Saxon went to Duke #whitelotus
February 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Of course Saxon went to Duke #whitelotus
February 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bonus content: guess when we were Europe, and when I broke my leg!
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If they ever ban Pokemon Go I will make January 6 look like a Girl Scout meeting
January 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Apple reminding me how many days it’s been since I broke my leg
January 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting [forthcoming denied insurance claims]
January 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
December 23, 2024 at 4:11 AM
who actually replies to a work email on december 18th??? grow up.
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Watching Twisters again, don’t text.
December 9, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Repost a pic of your baby when they were smol
December 3, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I have never seen anything Wicked before but loved that part in defying gravity where she went “ooooooaahhhhhhahhhhhOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHOOOOHHHAAAHHHHHH!!!!”
November 24, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Introduce yourself with four video games
November 21, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Toxic coworker yelled at my work bff, oh it’s so on…
November 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
the funniest human god ever blew breath into could not come up with more satirical/bone-chillingly hilarious cabinet than this irl one.
November 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM