Captain Spatchcock
@captainspatchcock.bsky.social
Musician, artist, software engineer, father.
X MAGA influencers have gone full-blown over the top balls out nut job levels of supporting their dear leader. It's getting incredibly challenging to even scroll through two pages of that hell site.
October 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
X MAGA influencers have gone full-blown over the top balls out nut job levels of supporting their dear leader. It's getting incredibly challenging to even scroll through two pages of that hell site.
The portense are upon us.
January 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The portense are upon us.
Saturday yard work.
December 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Saturday yard work.
Monte Cristo sammies for dinner.
-1.for not dusting the powdered sugar better.
-1.for not dusting the powdered sugar better.
December 19, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Monte Cristo sammies for dinner.
-1.for not dusting the powdered sugar better.
-1.for not dusting the powdered sugar better.
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Gordon Ramsay's Sticky Toffee Pudding (at home version). Not *quite* as pretty as what they serve in the Hell's Kitchen restaurants, but I don't have the fancy non-stick muffin tins they do.
Super tasty!
Super tasty!
December 10, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Gordon Ramsay's Sticky Toffee Pudding (at home version). Not *quite* as pretty as what they serve in the Hell's Kitchen restaurants, but I don't have the fancy non-stick muffin tins they do.
Super tasty!
Super tasty!
Anything goes, I guess.
What exactly is her track record with his cases?
What exactly is her track record with his cases?
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Anything goes, I guess.
What exactly is her track record with his cases?
What exactly is her track record with his cases?
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FOX: “Nothing is sacrosanct. Everything is on the table, and that includes (cutting) Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security…”
As we have warned about over and over — And as they cut those programs, they will cut taxes for the rich (again). they don’t care about the debt.
As we have warned about over and over — And as they cut those programs, they will cut taxes for the rich (again). they don’t care about the debt.
December 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
FOX: “Nothing is sacrosanct. Everything is on the table, and that includes (cutting) Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security…”
As we have warned about over and over — And as they cut those programs, they will cut taxes for the rich (again). they don’t care about the debt.
As we have warned about over and over — And as they cut those programs, they will cut taxes for the rich (again). they don’t care about the debt.
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I don’t usually make this kind of request, but I feel many people don’t know we’re on Bluesky. If you think your followers would be interested, please share this with them!
Our mission is simple: to share facts, challenge misinformation, and do it all in a way that brings people together.
Our mission is simple: to share facts, challenge misinformation, and do it all in a way that brings people together.
December 3, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I don’t usually make this kind of request, but I feel many people don’t know we’re on Bluesky. If you think your followers would be interested, please share this with them!
Our mission is simple: to share facts, challenge misinformation, and do it all in a way that brings people together.
Our mission is simple: to share facts, challenge misinformation, and do it all in a way that brings people together.
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Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Heard a Fox News reporter describe the proposed tariffs on Canadian imports as being paid 100% by companies there.
Kids: Study economics.
Kids: Study economics.
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Nothing better than a good book.
December 3, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Nothing better than a good book.
The effect of mass migration over here from the bad place is becoming obvious, over in the bad place.
It's getting impossible to carry on civil conversations when MAGA dominates almost everything. Not sure how much longer I'm going to last over there.
It's getting impossible to carry on civil conversations when MAGA dominates almost everything. Not sure how much longer I'm going to last over there.
December 3, 2024 at 7:44 PM
The effect of mass migration over here from the bad place is becoming obvious, over in the bad place.
It's getting impossible to carry on civil conversations when MAGA dominates almost everything. Not sure how much longer I'm going to last over there.
It's getting impossible to carry on civil conversations when MAGA dominates almost everything. Not sure how much longer I'm going to last over there.
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The smoke is complete.
November 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
The smoke is complete.
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How cool would it be to see MR. BLUE SKY as this year's Christmas No.1?
It's already receiving odds from credible bookmakers to go to the top, but we need YOUR help!
Are you in? If so please RESKEET and like this post so we can get an idea of numbers!
#MrBlueSky #MrBlueSkyXmas #XmasNo1
It's already receiving odds from credible bookmakers to go to the top, but we need YOUR help!
Are you in? If so please RESKEET and like this post so we can get an idea of numbers!
#MrBlueSky #MrBlueSkyXmas #XmasNo1
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
How cool would it be to see MR. BLUE SKY as this year's Christmas No.1?
It's already receiving odds from credible bookmakers to go to the top, but we need YOUR help!
Are you in? If so please RESKEET and like this post so we can get an idea of numbers!
#MrBlueSky #MrBlueSkyXmas #XmasNo1
It's already receiving odds from credible bookmakers to go to the top, but we need YOUR help!
Are you in? If so please RESKEET and like this post so we can get an idea of numbers!
#MrBlueSky #MrBlueSkyXmas #XmasNo1
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*reads instructions for cooking turkey*
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
*reads instructions for cooking turkey*
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
It has begun. The season of Spatchcock is upon us!
November 28, 2024 at 5:27 PM
It has begun. The season of Spatchcock is upon us!
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Make it make sense.
November 27, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Make it make sense.
I hear fire trucks all over town, perhaps people are getting a jump start on deep frying their turkey this year?
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I hear fire trucks all over town, perhaps people are getting a jump start on deep frying their turkey this year?
Tis the season of Spatchcock. My favorite holiday!
Starting my brine soon and after it cools, the bird goes in until tomorrow AM. Also making sweet potato casserole today - everything else will be whipped up tomorrow.
Starting my brine soon and after it cools, the bird goes in until tomorrow AM. Also making sweet potato casserole today - everything else will be whipped up tomorrow.
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Tis the season of Spatchcock. My favorite holiday!
Starting my brine soon and after it cools, the bird goes in until tomorrow AM. Also making sweet potato casserole today - everything else will be whipped up tomorrow.
Starting my brine soon and after it cools, the bird goes in until tomorrow AM. Also making sweet potato casserole today - everything else will be whipped up tomorrow.
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Congrat! The USA is now a lawless wasteland. Nice work!
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Congrat! The USA is now a lawless wasteland. Nice work!
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Head this advice. The GOP actors will be listening
November 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Head this advice. The GOP actors will be listening