@captainpelican.bsky.social
Hey god...can we go back to eye for an eye?
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hey god...can we go back to eye for an eye?
It's way beyond time to remove him and all of MAGA. That frog is boiled...
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's way beyond time to remove him and all of MAGA. That frog is boiled...
Have a feeling New York will be that spark that needs to get things going
August 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Have a feeling New York will be that spark that needs to get things going
Boone should be forced to clean out the office after this game. Go find an announcing gig somewhere.
August 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Boone should be forced to clean out the office after this game. Go find an announcing gig somewhere.
Is there a return policy on these guys. Holy shit...this was unreal. How fucked can this team be
August 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Is there a return policy on these guys. Holy shit...this was unreal. How fucked can this team be
MAGA needs to be removed and quickly. Pedo Mango will tear this country down to pad his pockets and fill his MAGA congress support just enough to keep it going. Dems ain't up to it... people are going to have to lead this on their own.
August 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
MAGA needs to be removed and quickly. Pedo Mango will tear this country down to pad his pockets and fill his MAGA congress support just enough to keep it going. Dems ain't up to it... people are going to have to lead this on their own.
The mental fitness of this team is atrocious. And that is on Boone for just allowing it to be excused. Volpe is approaching Knoblauch levels as a SS and then constant brain dead moments like the one from Wells.
July 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The mental fitness of this team is atrocious. And that is on Boone for just allowing it to be excused. Volpe is approaching Knoblauch levels as a SS and then constant brain dead moments like the one from Wells.
Yet another second half long losing streak by a Boone led Yankees. This team is is toast. Probably shouldn't lose the farm chasing an unlikely wild card.
July 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yet another second half long losing streak by a Boone led Yankees. This team is is toast. Probably shouldn't lose the farm chasing an unlikely wild card.
About freaking time. More please.
a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom
ALT: a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
About freaking time. More please.
Criminal that the front office is going to waste his best years with marginal talent and a manager that can't coach his way out of a paper bag.
July 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Criminal that the front office is going to waste his best years with marginal talent and a manager that can't coach his way out of a paper bag.
How fast can we get a flag for "Let's go CVI!"
July 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How fast can we get a flag for "Let's go CVI!"
This is why I ended up buying a second tank. This way when the tank goes empty halfway through my grilling, I can grab the second tank and get both filled up because I never remembered to refill the first as I intended. Probably should get a third to solve that problem.
July 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is why I ended up buying a second tank. This way when the tank goes empty halfway through my grilling, I can grab the second tank and get both filled up because I never remembered to refill the first as I intended. Probably should get a third to solve that problem.
He may not have been an idiot but he and the rest of the Dems were and continue to be oblivious to the fact that Trump and the GOP were needing to be be completely put down. Now the only real solution is going to bring a lot more pain for many.
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
He may not have been an idiot but he and the rest of the Dems were and continue to be oblivious to the fact that Trump and the GOP were needing to be be completely put down. Now the only real solution is going to bring a lot more pain for many.
MAGA are too stupid to meaningfully add any value to this world. Deport them to Russia and solve multiple problems at once.
July 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
MAGA are too stupid to meaningfully add any value to this world. Deport them to Russia and solve multiple problems at once.
Could someone give this fat dipshit a hydrogen car then?
July 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Could someone give this fat dipshit a hydrogen car then?
Oh good! Way to go Dems you now have a couple records for how long some overpaid govt worker can blab. That really helps out your constituents. Maybe figure out how to stop your counterparts from killing citizens you supposedly represent. But you are quietly happy to have your taxes cut aren't you?
July 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh good! Way to go Dems you now have a couple records for how long some overpaid govt worker can blab. That really helps out your constituents. Maybe figure out how to stop your counterparts from killing citizens you supposedly represent. But you are quietly happy to have your taxes cut aren't you?
He's willing to let everyone die. We need a hero.
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He's willing to let everyone die. We need a hero.
Yeah, time is pretty much up for the ole USA. One side is effectively and actively eliminating the other side at this point. Dems think they will just wait it out while MAGA is literally killing them now.
July 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yeah, time is pretty much up for the ole USA. One side is effectively and actively eliminating the other side at this point. Dems think they will just wait it out while MAGA is literally killing them now.
Why can't this mother fucker stroke out. How can someone this stupid still be functioning.
June 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Why can't this mother fucker stroke out. How can someone this stupid still be functioning.
Seriously..."congrats everyone...". WTF. How is this moron not in a straight jacket. This isn't a graduation or a new baby.
June 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Seriously..."congrats everyone...". WTF. How is this moron not in a straight jacket. This isn't a graduation or a new baby.
Ever see a rugby pile? Next MAGA idiot that tries this should get to be on the bottom of a 1000 person scrum.
June 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ever see a rugby pile? Next MAGA idiot that tries this should get to be on the bottom of a 1000 person scrum.
Dude is itching to drop a nuke just to say he did it.
June 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dude is itching to drop a nuke just to say he did it.
Hopefully that fat fuck will stand on a tank and make himself a lightning rod.
June 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hopefully that fat fuck will stand on a tank and make himself a lightning rod.
Elon holds the ability to primary anyone and everyone. So do you stick with taco and risk your gravy train or side with zombie boy and risk the blowback from the maga cult.
June 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Elon holds the ability to primary anyone and everyone. So do you stick with taco and risk your gravy train or side with zombie boy and risk the blowback from the maga cult.
He is so stupid. No wonder all the MAGA morons love him. They all have that kindergarten intelligence.
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
He is so stupid. No wonder all the MAGA morons love him. They all have that kindergarten intelligence.