The Captain
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
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Vampire Knight 🩸
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Vampire Knight 🩸
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One of my fave posts from the other site
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
One of my fave posts from the other site
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when I see someone talking to Alan Moore about Tarot and Kabbalah
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
when I see someone talking to Alan Moore about Tarot and Kabbalah
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the shroud weaver
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the shroud weaver
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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hey gorgeous
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
hey gorgeous
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The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical.
They're AI-generating the music here.
Fuck that.
They're AI-generating the music here.
Fuck that.
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical.
They're AI-generating the music here.
Fuck that.
They're AI-generating the music here.
Fuck that.
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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My favorite game protagonists who stuck in a never ending loop.
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My favorite game protagonists who stuck in a never ending loop.
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s that time of year again!
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
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best part of this story is the incident happened THREE YEARS AGO
So we already know his response to this family tragedy was to double down and making everything worse because he's a vile, evil bastard
So we already know his response to this family tragedy was to double down and making everything worse because he's a vile, evil bastard
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
best part of this story is the incident happened THREE YEARS AGO
So we already know his response to this family tragedy was to double down and making everything worse because he's a vile, evil bastard
So we already know his response to this family tragedy was to double down and making everything worse because he's a vile, evil bastard
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the only thing worse than this stasi fuck's dedication to making the life of every marginalized person in this country's life miserable, is the fucking ghoulish crocodile tears he puts on asking how this could possibly happen
"[...] the Labour leader said the homophobic attack left him worried for the future of the UK"
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the only thing worse than this stasi fuck's dedication to making the life of every marginalized person in this country's life miserable, is the fucking ghoulish crocodile tears he puts on asking how this could possibly happen
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"Skin Flick", the 9th 2025 Gobelins graduation short, is back online (after being removed from YouTube 🔞).
Directed by Louise Bailly, Daniela Del Castello, Alice Levy, Bruno de Mendonça, Elifsu Meriç, Joey Quoc Tran.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp4s...
Directed by Louise Bailly, Daniela Del Castello, Alice Levy, Bruno de Mendonça, Elifsu Meriç, Joey Quoc Tran.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp4s...
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Skin Flick", the 9th 2025 Gobelins graduation short, is back online (after being removed from YouTube 🔞).
Directed by Louise Bailly, Daniela Del Castello, Alice Levy, Bruno de Mendonça, Elifsu Meriç, Joey Quoc Tran.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp4s...
Directed by Louise Bailly, Daniela Del Castello, Alice Levy, Bruno de Mendonça, Elifsu Meriç, Joey Quoc Tran.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp4s...
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Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
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The 50 wealthiest families own more wealth than the bottom 50% of the population.
How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich?
They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.
How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich?
They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The 50 wealthiest families own more wealth than the bottom 50% of the population.
How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich?
They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.
How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich?
They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.
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there's still time y'all
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
there's still time y'all
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There's a growing number of games that have apparently fallen foul of Steam's 'No because we say so' rule that are still being happily sold on other major storefronts like GOG.
Also recently DreadXP-published game Vile was outright rejected by Steam too, despite containing *nothing* objectionable.
Also recently DreadXP-published game Vile was outright rejected by Steam too, despite containing *nothing* objectionable.
Vile Is Banned
Developer Statement: VILE: Exhumed is a game about searching through an old computer, uncovering dark secrets, and experiencing the horrors […]
dreadxp.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There's a growing number of games that have apparently fallen foul of Steam's 'No because we say so' rule that are still being happily sold on other major storefronts like GOG.
Also recently DreadXP-published game Vile was outright rejected by Steam too, despite containing *nothing* objectionable.
Also recently DreadXP-published game Vile was outright rejected by Steam too, despite containing *nothing* objectionable.