CaptainDoodle
@captaindoodle.bsky.social
Concierge at Pete & Bernie's Philosophical Steakhouse. Graphic Design Jedi. Japan obsessive. Wielder of the Pointy Stick of Justice.
Had a bet with myself that I’d reel you in with that one. Stupid bastard cancer can’t take away your predilection for a delicious suggestive morsel x
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Had a bet with myself that I’d reel you in with that one. Stupid bastard cancer can’t take away your predilection for a delicious suggestive morsel x
Good lad. Keep on batting. Tap the crease, back to your mark, adjust your helmet. Hang on in there.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Good lad. Keep on batting. Tap the crease, back to your mark, adjust your helmet. Hang on in there.
Good lord! That’s something. Has it been served in a child’s potty as well?
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Good lord! That’s something. Has it been served in a child’s potty as well?
It’s a very confusing and contradictory mental picture. Those details could be crucial when it comes to the court case.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s a very confusing and contradictory mental picture. Those details could be crucial when it comes to the court case.
Incredible scenes! 😲 What’s in store when I get to the 90s? Michael Bolton was once in Showaddywaddy? All bets are off now.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Incredible scenes! 😲 What’s in store when I get to the 90s? Michael Bolton was once in Showaddywaddy? All bets are off now.
1979 is a right wappy musical year btw. Sooo much arse-end-of-disco landfill combined with mad punk tracks. Earlier on I went from ‘Pops, We Love You’ to ‘Friggin’ in the Riggin’ in the blink of an eye.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
1979 is a right wappy musical year btw. Sooo much arse-end-of-disco landfill combined with mad punk tracks. Earlier on I went from ‘Pops, We Love You’ to ‘Friggin’ in the Riggin’ in the blink of an eye.
YESSSS! All the food. ALL of it!
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
YESSSS! All the food. ALL of it!
Mutin’ schmootin’. We’re all here for you. We will go with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor. #WomsLastStand
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mutin’ schmootin’. We’re all here for you. We will go with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor. #WomsLastStand
Just read about that. Bit nawty, yeah. 🤨
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Just read about that. Bit nawty, yeah. 🤨
He’s moved on from books to small woodland creatures 🙄
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
He’s moved on from books to small woodland creatures 🙄
Arsehats. 😩🙁 Hope you’re home again soon x
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Arsehats. 😩🙁 Hope you’re home again soon x
Blimey. Been a while since I’ve seen one of those. Proper old skool Twitter. Always used to be too late the party to with those things. Nowt changes 😐 Oh, go on, then…
Wank Hard with a Vengeance
The Shawshank Wank
The Wank Job
Rogue Wank
Taxi Wank
Wank Hard with a Vengeance
The Shawshank Wank
The Wank Job
Rogue Wank
Taxi Wank
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Blimey. Been a while since I’ve seen one of those. Proper old skool Twitter. Always used to be too late the party to with those things. Nowt changes 😐 Oh, go on, then…
Wank Hard with a Vengeance
The Shawshank Wank
The Wank Job
Rogue Wank
Taxi Wank
Wank Hard with a Vengeance
The Shawshank Wank
The Wank Job
Rogue Wank
Taxi Wank
Ah poop. The boffins really need to get to work on non-hurty injections. Much love x
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah poop. The boffins really need to get to work on non-hurty injections. Much love x
Eesh, hope that wasn’t as hurty as it sounds 😬 Just had an excessively whizzy look through timeline to catch up with how you’re doing. If I’ve got this right you’ve just been injected with egg mayo by a Rochdale fan in Manchester Art Gallery and you’ve got a size 24 willy, yeah?
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Eesh, hope that wasn’t as hurty as it sounds 😬 Just had an excessively whizzy look through timeline to catch up with how you’re doing. If I’ve got this right you’ve just been injected with egg mayo by a Rochdale fan in Manchester Art Gallery and you’ve got a size 24 willy, yeah?
Aargh. Have you got a pair of these to hand?
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November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Aargh. Have you got a pair of these to hand?
I’m very tempted. More tempted than with the recent strawberry cream soda Pepsi or whatever it was.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m very tempted. More tempted than with the recent strawberry cream soda Pepsi or whatever it was.
I’ve been burned before by a six pack of Vanilla Monster Munch, therefore it’s hard to build up that trust again for such a leap of faith.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’ve been burned before by a six pack of Vanilla Monster Munch, therefore it’s hard to build up that trust again for such a leap of faith.
Swap you for NCFC. No refunds. 😐
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Swap you for NCFC. No refunds. 😐