CaptainDoodle
@captaindoodle.bsky.social
Concierge at Pete & Bernie's Philosophical Steakhouse. Graphic Design Jedi. Japan obsessive. Wielder of the Pointy Stick of Justice.
Blummin’ eck. Is this typhoon drunk?! It’s weaving all over the shop compared to the last few. Supposed to be looking up tomorrow’s UK weather but I’ve been distracted by this mesmerising website again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Blummin’ eck. Is this typhoon drunk?! It’s weaving all over the shop compared to the last few. Supposed to be looking up tomorrow’s UK weather but I’ve been distracted by this mesmerising website again.
Ok, this seems like madness and although I’m intrigued I’m not prepared to commit to a multipack. It’s got to be rancid, hasn’t it?!
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ok, this seems like madness and although I’m intrigued I’m not prepared to commit to a multipack. It’s got to be rancid, hasn’t it?!
Sad times. The toys era is coming to an end as I dust down the Playmobil princess castle, ready for selling. Even sadder times, I just spent three hours sifting through the young’un’s detritus drawers/bags to find half the bits. This was about a quarter of it. Oh, the humanity.
October 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sad times. The toys era is coming to an end as I dust down the Playmobil princess castle, ready for selling. Even sadder times, I just spent three hours sifting through the young’un’s detritus drawers/bags to find half the bits. This was about a quarter of it. Oh, the humanity.
Fab pic capturing not only a wonderful day out at Yorkshire Sculpture Park with the great man and the Twitterati, but also a perfectly framed dog anus. #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Fab pic capturing not only a wonderful day out at Yorkshire Sculpture Park with the great man and the Twitterati, but also a perfectly framed dog anus. #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37
Yeah, it’s a tough sounding brief but there ends up being loads of possibilities. Hardest dress-up day mission by far was ‘Dress as a toy’ 🫨. But from absolute sheer panic came my finest hour…
March 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yeah, it’s a tough sounding brief but there ends up being loads of possibilities. Hardest dress-up day mission by far was ‘Dress as a toy’ 🫨. But from absolute sheer panic came my finest hour…
Lol. No, that’s definitely this guy…
December 30, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Lol. No, that’s definitely this guy…
Definitely changing my name to this…
December 30, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Definitely changing my name to this…
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! 🐰
December 27, 2024 at 11:32 AM
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! 🐰
Thanks so much, Twanta. Loving my gift 😁👍. Was just reading a big ol’ article on him a few weeks back. Was gonna post a suitably moody shot after dark, but can’t guarantee being awake after spending most of the day on my own with the kids 😵. I therefore went in the opposite direction 🐰 #Twanta2024
December 25, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Thanks so much, Twanta. Loving my gift 😁👍. Was just reading a big ol’ article on him a few weeks back. Was gonna post a suitably moody shot after dark, but can’t guarantee being awake after spending most of the day on my own with the kids 😵. I therefore went in the opposite direction 🐰 #Twanta2024
Ahh, it’s been quite some time since I’ve had a pain-in-the-ass fembot bitcoin peddler on Words with Friends. Used to be loads of ‘em, sliding into yer messages. An early Christmas present to play with.
December 24, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Ahh, it’s been quite some time since I’ve had a pain-in-the-ass fembot bitcoin peddler on Words with Friends. Used to be loads of ‘em, sliding into yer messages. An early Christmas present to play with.
Good lord. Sky Sports’ marketing department clearly tossed off that dreadful, weakass title in ten seconds flat. And Cole Palmer’s “ooh, I’m cold” shivery acting masterclass… 😂🤣😂 Woeful effort all round.
December 16, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Good lord. Sky Sports’ marketing department clearly tossed off that dreadful, weakass title in ten seconds flat. And Cole Palmer’s “ooh, I’m cold” shivery acting masterclass… 😂🤣😂 Woeful effort all round.
#SundayPixCity Tokyo sunset and Osaka alleyway.
December 8, 2024 at 10:50 AM
#SundayPixCity Tokyo sunset and Osaka alleyway.
#SundayPixStripes Stripy child with stripy thingies in Tokyo. Spot the other (non-stripy) child… 🔎
November 24, 2024 at 12:30 PM
#SundayPixStripes Stripy child with stripy thingies in Tokyo. Spot the other (non-stripy) child… 🔎
McD: BUY THIS CREAMY CUP OF CHRISTMAS MAGIC!
Doodle: TAKE ALL MY MONEY
…
#SadDoodle #WTFisthatyouvegivenme
🥺
Doodle: TAKE ALL MY MONEY
#SadDoodle #WTFisthatyouvegivenme
🥺
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 AM
McD: BUY THIS CREAMY CUP OF CHRISTMAS MAGIC!
Doodle: TAKE ALL MY MONEY
…
#SadDoodle #WTFisthatyouvegivenme
🥺
Doodle: TAKE ALL MY MONEY
#SadDoodle #WTFisthatyouvegivenme
🥺
I’m sorry, whatnow?! Potentially the most horrific thing since vanilla Monster Munch.
October 9, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I’m sorry, whatnow?! Potentially the most horrific thing since vanilla Monster Munch.
My absolute favourite sub genre on stock libraries. Invariably stumble across the odd one of these whilst looking for something else. I’ve christened them ‘OhGodNoooo’ pics 😂
September 9, 2024 at 10:20 AM
My absolute favourite sub genre on stock libraries. Invariably stumble across the odd one of these whilst looking for something else. I’ve christened them ‘OhGodNoooo’ pics 😂
Sort of. If Mansfield ring road and town centre counts as bucolic Englandshire. 🤔
September 9, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Sort of. If Mansfield ring road and town centre counts as bucolic Englandshire. 🤔
Aaaand Strava Typo of the Week goes to… 😂🤦🏻♂️🍆
July 12, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Aaaand Strava Typo of the Week goes to… 😂🤦🏻♂️🍆
The bins one *was* a lot of fun. Well, imagining you lot getting strange looks whilst taking photos of bins was a lot of fun 😝
July 11, 2024 at 8:17 PM
The bins one *was* a lot of fun. Well, imagining you lot getting strange looks whilst taking photos of bins was a lot of fun 😝
Mrs Doodle, after buying a couple of these: “I didn’t realise they were vegan…”
Well, I mean, there are no obvious clues, are there. 🙄🤦🏻♂️
Well, I mean, there are no obvious clues, are there. 🙄🤦🏻♂️
June 24, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Mrs Doodle, after buying a couple of these: “I didn’t realise they were vegan…”
Well, I mean, there are no obvious clues, are there. 🙄🤦🏻♂️
Well, I mean, there are no obvious clues, are there. 🙄🤦🏻♂️
Still not quite recovered from witnessing this monstrosity in the sports shop tonight whilst picking out some swanky new running shoes. My god, Spain. What on *earth* are they making you wear?!
June 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Still not quite recovered from witnessing this monstrosity in the sports shop tonight whilst picking out some swanky new running shoes. My god, Spain. What on *earth* are they making you wear?!