Captain Chemical (band)
captainchemical.bsky.social
Captain Chemical (band)
@captainchemical.bsky.social
A musical celebration of human stupidity, firmly set at the intersection of OMG and WTF, with lyrics generally based on actual events. #music #tucson #tucsonlivemusic
It's Black Friday in the U.S. - America's top shopping day. But why go out and grapple with the teeming millions when you could just play this song and have yourself the full "Wall-Mart Shopping Experience"? open.spotify.com/track/5i05BT...
Wall-Mart Shopping Experience
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November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Captain Chemical WTF picture of the week: a still from our next song video. All we can tell you at this point in time is that the song is called "Chem-Pop" - you'll just have to guess why we're dancing on flames. You'll discover the horrific truth soon enough...
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Captain Chemical WTF picture of the week: a still from our next song video. We leave it to you to speculate on what we're doing, and why. You'll discover the horrific truth soon enough...
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Here's your weekly reminder that indie music is WAY better than commercial music... and NAS has the indie music!
October 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's only been three months since our last album came out, and we're still prepping for live shows this fall. But when we see elite-level human stupidity like this, we simply must start thinking about our NEXT album.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/03/g...
'It Was A F**king Cucumber, Am I Getting Jail For This?': Man Sentenced For Attempting To Rob Ladbrokes With Vegetable
'It Was A F**king Cucumber, Am I Getting Jail For This?': Man Sentenced For Attempting To Rob Ladbrokes With Vegetable
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Indie music is SO much better than commercial music. And the best place to discover it is on the NAS playlists!
September 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Never imagined this was possible for a band that celebrates human stupidity, insists on playing in multiple genres, and purveys utterly ridiculous lyrics. Yet here we are. THANK YOU to everyone who has listened to our madness online, bought our CDs, and/or come to see us perform!
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You can listen to the same old commercial music... and you can see where that has gotten us as a species. Or for a refreshing change, discover some new favorite songs by checking out indie artists on the NAS playlists!
September 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Indie music is so much better than mainstream commercial music... and NAS has playlist full of cool indie music! Check it out.
September 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
NAS playlists are the best place to discover new #indiemusic. #IWantMyNAS
September 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Want to hear new music that's better than standard commercial music? Check out the NAS playlists. #indieartists #indiemusic #iwantmyNAS
August 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Want to hear new music that is better than mainstream commercial music? Check out the NAS playlists! #iwantmynas #indiemusic #indieartists
August 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Other bands may give you loud music and stupid lyrics, but only Captain Chemical gives you loud music and stupid lyrics with MORE COWBELL.

Wait, Hozzy... that's a guitar you're beating on, not a cowbell!

Ladies and gentlemen... presenting Captain Chemical Band guitarist HOZZY HASHBOURNE!
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You can listen to music that is forced on you by the paid music industry... or you can hear great #indiemusic created by wonderful #indieartists by streaming just about any NAS playlist. NAS is always free and always interesting. Make the right choice!
#stoppayola
#iwantmyNAS
August 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bored with the same old commercial music? Check out the NAS playlists, where great new music discoveries are made every day! #indiemusic #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS #indieartists #NAS_Spotlight
August 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tired of the same old commercial, packaged music? Check out some "eclectic" #indiemusic by fascinating #indieartists, most of whom you will not have heard before... Hundreds of songs to explore in all kinds of styles. Available for free on the New Artist Spotlight (NAS) playlists!
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
NAS playlists are the best because they're full of great #indiemusic by wonderful #indieartists - so much better than mainstream commercial music!
July 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Listen to NAS playlists... because #indiemusic is so much better than commercial music! #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS #indieartists
July 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
NAS is a sort of music collective that gives indie artists exposure and support, so that human creativity and *good* music aren't destroyed by commercial interests. Give any NAS playlist a listen! #stoppayola #IwantmyNAS #indieartists #indiemusic
July 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
July 13 is World Rock Day - and there's no better way to celebrate this than to check out some great #indiemusic by under-heard #indieartists in the NAS community!
July 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
#StopPayola #songwriter #indiemusic #indieartists Independent artists produce great music that's every bit as good as (and often better than) commercially produced music. But you rarely hear it... unless you listen to NAS artists!
July 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM