Hubert Cumberdale
@captainblue.bsky.social
Smells of soot and poo. Part of the “Anti Growth Coalition”, apparently.
Liz Truss' first week in charge of Prince Andrew's - sorry - Andy Windsor's PR team is going well.
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Liz Truss' first week in charge of Prince Andrew's - sorry - Andy Windsor's PR team is going well.
I see that Liz Truss' first day working at Amazon Web Services is going well.
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I see that Liz Truss' first day working at Amazon Web Services is going well.
Peter Sutcliffe vibe.
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Peter Sutcliffe vibe.
If you see this, post a photo of a bridge.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
September 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
If you see this, post a photo of a bridge.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
My photo of the London Air Ambulance as used by ITV.
If you see this quote with a concert picture you took
September 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you see this quote with a concert picture you took
“BANG! And the dirt is gone!”
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
“BANG! And the dirt is gone!”
“Oh well. Look what you could have won.”
August 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Oh well. Look what you could have won.”
“Your 60 seconds starts … now!”
August 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Your 60 seconds starts … now!”
“Our survey said…!”
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Our survey said…!”
“I don’t want ‘elp; I want drugs!”
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“I don’t want ‘elp; I want drugs!”
My Bluesky patter in a nutshell:
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My Bluesky patter in a nutshell:
Just watching @taskmaster.tv in my hotel room in my boxers when I was interrupted by my laundry being returned. When I got back, this was the view that greeted me…
July 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Just watching @taskmaster.tv in my hotel room in my boxers when I was interrupted by my laundry being returned. When I got back, this was the view that greeted me…
Post your cum face
July 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Post your cum face
Why is #recaptcha so utterly shite lately?
If you’re going to ask me to confirm images at least make sure you know which boxes they’re in.
And as for the sound option … WTF???
If you’re going to ask me to confirm images at least make sure you know which boxes they’re in.
And as for the sound option … WTF???
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Why is #recaptcha so utterly shite lately?
If you’re going to ask me to confirm images at least make sure you know which boxes they’re in.
And as for the sound option … WTF???
If you’re going to ask me to confirm images at least make sure you know which boxes they’re in.
And as for the sound option … WTF???
This is who runs this account.
June 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
This is who runs this account.
Well the far right fuckwits were quick to try to weaponise the Liverpool attack. No wonder the police acted quickly to release some actual facts…
May 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Well the far right fuckwits were quick to try to weaponise the Liverpool attack. No wonder the police acted quickly to release some actual facts…
In which the White House’s official TwitterX account seems to be run by a brattish teenager specifically to ruin the reputation of the US as a serious nation… “LFG!!!” I mean, come on!
April 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
In which the White House’s official TwitterX account seems to be run by a brattish teenager specifically to ruin the reputation of the US as a serious nation… “LFG!!!” I mean, come on!
Tell us, Jeff, two things that most attracted you to Lauren.
April 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Tell us, Jeff, two things that most attracted you to Lauren.
Ah… I can explain…
April 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ah… I can explain…
Tim Cook: “I once gave $1M to help elect a man who would then tank the economy so my company lost $230M in value in one day.”
April 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Tim Cook: “I once gave $1M to help elect a man who would then tank the economy so my company lost $230M in value in one day.”
Well that’s just not right, is it?
March 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Well that’s just not right, is it?
Well I’ll give it a go but I can’t promise to be that accurate…
March 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Well I’ll give it a go but I can’t promise to be that accurate…