Captain Shadow
captain-shadow.bsky.social
Captain Shadow
@captain-shadow.bsky.social
Male. NSFW, mostly reposts, not here to judge, feel free to DM
not that i've really made any friends on here, but i'll be deleting this very soon for my own mental well being
September 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i'm here to crash out and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum
June 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Is there a polite way to tell your neighbor “damn that pussy fat” ?

Asking for a friend, of course
May 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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You deserve a calm love with someone who's your safe space, your best friend, and brings peace to your soul in stressful situations.
April 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When in doubt, pinky out
April 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Thіs Wаs Unexpected.

bemyking.com/signup
March 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m watching a movie and bam, surprise titties
March 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I just spent 5 min on X instead of here, wondering why I didn’t recognize anyone lol
March 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Psst I’ve been drinking, pass it on
March 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hey girl you lookin’ real good, you want to..

*checks note*

..do a sex?
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hand job? No thank you, I'm looking for a hand career at this stage
March 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Never mind mental health days, I need a mental health week
March 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Goddammit I forgot about Dre
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Well this meat isn't going to beat itself..
February 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Milk, Milk, Lemonade

Around the corner, fudge is made
February 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So tired of double standards anymore.

When women get flirty in public they're just being coy/silly and it's perfectly fine.

When I get flirty in public, it's always "Sir please unhand that mannequin, you are no longer welcome in Macy's"
February 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Millie Bobby Brown Bongiovi
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM