Capt.Ed
@capt-ed.bsky.social
Active duty during each of five decades.
Drafted 1969. ETS 2006.
Best coffee ever? Remembering the 180 degree thermos 200 miles into a 3,000 mile road trip.
My hypochondria is in remission but I’ve gotten addicted to these placebos.
Drafted 1969. ETS 2006.
Best coffee ever? Remembering the 180 degree thermos 200 miles into a 3,000 mile road trip.
My hypochondria is in remission but I’ve gotten addicted to these placebos.
Truth is Truth! I’m seeking truth, not a confirmation of somebody’s wishes.
(“No new information, please. It unsettles my prejudices.”)
(“No new information, please. It unsettles my prejudices.”)
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Truth is Truth! I’m seeking truth, not a confirmation of somebody’s wishes.
(“No new information, please. It unsettles my prejudices.”)
(“No new information, please. It unsettles my prejudices.”)
I want them to call him and ask him and it rings in the cell next to them.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I want them to call him and ask him and it rings in the cell next to them.
My hypochondria is in remission but I’ve gotten addicted to these placebos.
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My hypochondria is in remission but I’ve gotten addicted to these placebos.
—-My hypochondria is in remission, but I am going to keep taking my placebos just to be on the safe side.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
—-My hypochondria is in remission, but I am going to keep taking my placebos just to be on the safe side.
That’s where the joke’s on YOU, officer. I don’t even HAVE a license.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
That’s where the joke’s on YOU, officer. I don’t even HAVE a license.
interrogative:
What kind of happy horse shit is she peddling?
What kind of happy horse shit is she peddling?
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
interrogative:
What kind of happy horse shit is she peddling?
What kind of happy horse shit is she peddling?
Just curious. What’s the going rate to buy a Democratic senator these days?
Maybe less than you think.
When I first started turning snitches, I’d offer them $100 only to find out that they would’ve rolled over for a pack of cigarettes.
Same game. Different players.
Maybe less than you think.
When I first started turning snitches, I’d offer them $100 only to find out that they would’ve rolled over for a pack of cigarettes.
Same game. Different players.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just curious. What’s the going rate to buy a Democratic senator these days?
Maybe less than you think.
When I first started turning snitches, I’d offer them $100 only to find out that they would’ve rolled over for a pack of cigarettes.
Same game. Different players.
Maybe less than you think.
When I first started turning snitches, I’d offer them $100 only to find out that they would’ve rolled over for a pack of cigarettes.
Same game. Different players.
This could be Exhibit 2346
at the trial.
at the trial.
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This could be Exhibit 2346
at the trial.
at the trial.
I get that appliqué from Home Depot for my fence posts
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I get that appliqué from Home Depot for my fence posts
Do you remember how much you got paid as an E-2? Do you know how many current E-2‘s are on SNAP benefits? How many starving people feel like being deployed against their cousins aunts, uncles and nephews?
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Don’t be so sure of that
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Don’t be so sure of that
The Johnson Snorkel now has a trademark:
I have applied for a patent for a colon snorkel named after the Speaker.
The snorkel works to the Hannity level. After that one requires nitrox and hookah rig.
I’m still working on a neck brace for when 47 takes a sudden right turn.
I have applied for a patent for a colon snorkel named after the Speaker.
The snorkel works to the Hannity level. After that one requires nitrox and hookah rig.
I’m still working on a neck brace for when 47 takes a sudden right turn.
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Make sure to tip your waiters. Try the veal.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Make sure to tip your waiters. Try the veal.