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capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.

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November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Shirtless man in a white towel (Bellini) being touched with a stick by a woman in a blue robe from Kids in the Hall
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Drop some hats
Image from Caps for Sale of a man in a black coat and grey pants and red and black shoes and a grey cap shaking his finger at monkeys in a tree wearing his caps for sale.
August 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Fozzie Bear, a muppet with brown fur and a little brown hat and a checkered scarf
July 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Man in black shiny jumpsuit and headband with metal braces raises his fist and the text below him reads “a strike!”
July 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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In different area codes
The Hulk superhero (large man with green skin, black hair, purple shorts) jumping away over a desert landscape.
July 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The Hulk superhero with green skin and black hair, with a speech bubble indicating he’s saying the quote posted skeet
July 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Dammit what do I do with this now
July 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I’ve been filling one of these with cash
A large black ice bath container with a lid that two people could stay very cold inside.
July 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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If you see this, quote this post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE 🎥
A woman (left) with dyed bright red hair and a man (right) with short blonde hair. They are looking seriously at each other and he is touching her face. Screen grab from Run, Lola, Run.
July 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I guess I should.
A green highway sign surrounded by tree branches with an arrow and the word Yolo
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Trophy with image of white woman with dark hair (Doof’s AVI) labeled MOST BOFFO SPINNING
July 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My app updated
Shows the Settings screen for Bluesky with an arrow pointing to a new Notifications setting Shows the Notification settings for Bluesky marking turning off Likes of your reposts and Reposts of your reposts
July 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Hooray @geraldinepiche.bsky.social stickers and magnets!
Various stickers and a magnet from artist Geraldine Piche: a dog, two cats, a woman aflame, wrestlers, a pencil headed figure
June 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Me in my Bluesky bubble
A little brown haired girl in a red checkered dress makes a sad face. She is stuck inside a claw machine game full of stuffed toys.
June 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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results for my real friends
Expressionless pale girl (Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter) Expressionless blonde woman (Phoebe from Friends) Smiling woman (Kaylee from Firefly) Cartoon pink pony (Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony)
June 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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results for my fake friends
Face of a grinning man (Christian from MoulinRouge) Face of a grinning man (Jack from Titanic) Face of a grinning animated boy (Aang from Avatar) Face of a grinning man (Jesse from Before Sunrise)
June 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
A post apocalyptic masked guitarist in a red onesie with a flap shooting fire out of his guitar (doof warrior from fury road) A man with dark hair in a moon costume that only his arms and legs and head stick out of pointing both thumbs at himself A big purple fuzzy monster pointing (grimace from McDonald’s) A stack of pancakes
June 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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A young white male singer singing (Justin Timberlake) with the text “Wake me up when September ends”
June 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Don’t go back to the other site it was pronounced dead in 2013
Image of a tweet from 2013 that says “listen *drags cigarette* you don’t wanna tweet, kid *exhales* we already did all the jokes
May 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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An image from The Empire Strikes Back in which a woman in white (Princess Leia) is briefing a group of pilots in orange. A speech bubble above one pilot reads “This could have been an email.”
May 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Everybody come look at this good boy by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social and come get all their art!
Portrait of a vibrant and happy white great pyr dog by artist Geraldine Piche, tagged in post
May 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Everybody come look at this good boy by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social and come get all her art!
Colorful portrait of a happy vibrant white great pyr dog by artist Geraldine Piche tagged in post
May 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The average American has three friends
Hank Hill and three friends standing in alleyway
May 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM