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Why hasn't anyone invented coffee flavored wine? It would really simplify my day. Retired small business owner, daughter has a cheese shop, definitely a coastal california white girl. That's all I got.
Love you! Love your lovely family!!!
February 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Love you! Love your lovely family!!!
Pretty sure there is a big goldfish bowl in the office filled with "great ideas" for EOs. Once an hour or so, he grabs one and then...
February 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Pretty sure there is a big goldfish bowl in the office filled with "great ideas" for EOs. Once an hour or so, he grabs one and then...
Burning Man 2019?
January 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Burning Man 2019?
An upgrade. After boiling potatoes, drizzle with melted butter, spread them on a sheet pan and use another sheet pan to smash them. More melted butter, s/p and high heat.
January 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
An upgrade. After boiling potatoes, drizzle with melted butter, spread them on a sheet pan and use another sheet pan to smash them. More melted butter, s/p and high heat.
Pro tip: video your house, room by room, furniture, inside of drawers, etc. If the worst happens it helps your insurance claim and your memory.
January 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pro tip: video your house, room by room, furniture, inside of drawers, etc. If the worst happens it helps your insurance claim and your memory.
One for dinner and one at midnight standing in front of the open fridge with crispy crumbs falling around little tubs of yogurt. Then leftover dinner for breakfast in a split naan.
January 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One for dinner and one at midnight standing in front of the open fridge with crispy crumbs falling around little tubs of yogurt. Then leftover dinner for breakfast in a split naan.
Clutch my pearls and Bless your heart...
January 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Clutch my pearls and Bless your heart...
But where was the catsup?
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
But where was the catsup?
Jesus is coming...and boy is he pissed...
January 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Jesus is coming...and boy is he pissed...
He said Please....ffs
December 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
He said Please....ffs
I'm grateful the drone and first responders found him. Lucky he didn't freeze to death in the icy city of Malibu CA, it must've been at least 60 degrees.
December 26, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I'm grateful the drone and first responders found him. Lucky he didn't freeze to death in the icy city of Malibu CA, it must've been at least 60 degrees.
WHAT!! No Christmas Pickles?
December 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
WHAT!! No Christmas Pickles?
He's not "riding his bumper", he's a toad
December 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
He's not "riding his bumper", he's a toad
Your low blood sugar is showing...
December 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Your low blood sugar is showing...
Isn't a cordless mop called a "dog"?
December 24, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Isn't a cordless mop called a "dog"?
Have you seen the first season of "Bad Sisters"? Absolutely hysterical, timely, sweet and sour
December 24, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Have you seen the first season of "Bad Sisters"? Absolutely hysterical, timely, sweet and sour
Parsley is your friend
December 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Parsley is your friend
Wait, is that a man-bun on robin?
December 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Wait, is that a man-bun on robin?
Aged like bird-flu laced raw milk w a side of conjunctivitis
December 23, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Aged like bird-flu laced raw milk w a side of conjunctivitis
Cheeses for jesus
December 22, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Cheeses for jesus