the bareback contessa (festive edition)
@capitaloftexas.bsky.social
austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️🌈
all other socials: carillonghorn
(this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)
all other socials: carillonghorn
(this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)
well i never
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
well i never
“big butts and big nuts” would be a great band name tbh
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“big butts and big nuts” would be a great band name tbh
you’ve got me blushing on the bus, thanks 😳
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
you’ve got me blushing on the bus, thanks 😳
shut up there’s no way you’re older than 33 at most
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
shut up there’s no way you’re older than 33 at most
stawppp you’re just trynna flatter me 🫣
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
stawppp you’re just trynna flatter me 🫣
(this got a chuckle out of me ngl)
well, i appreciate the compliment anyway 🙈
well, i appreciate the compliment anyway 🙈
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(this got a chuckle out of me ngl)
well, i appreciate the compliment anyway 🙈
well, i appreciate the compliment anyway 🙈
psh nawww
(also, as much as i post my peepee you haven’t seen it before now?! 🤣😜)
(also, as much as i post my peepee you haven’t seen it before now?! 🤣😜)
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
psh nawww
(also, as much as i post my peepee you haven’t seen it before now?! 🤣😜)
(also, as much as i post my peepee you haven’t seen it before now?! 🤣😜)
nahhh, don’t do that! 🙈
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
nahhh, don’t do that! 🙈
i have never seen that, believe it or not
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i have never seen that, believe it or not
you know i love a herend moment
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
you know i love a herend moment
c’mon now, no love for dubya?! 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
c’mon now, no love for dubya?! 🤣
like just lemme get my face in it ya know?
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
like just lemme get my face in it ya know?
