canyon.mid
@canyondotmid.bsky.social
formerly snake, son of plane
voice actor and weird little guy
saint paul, mn
voice actor and weird little guy
saint paul, mn
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
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We wanted to get rid of Frey but we settled for eliminating Frei
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We wanted to get rid of Frey but we settled for eliminating Frei
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One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.
Why does everyone else get to have nice things
jacob frey won
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why does everyone else get to have nice things
Even offline, the most cutting response to an insult is "ok"
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Even offline, the most cutting response to an insult is "ok"
Lukewarm take but "Gatsby parties" always make me laugh. The point of the book was definitely "these people are cool and good and should be emulated"
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lukewarm take but "Gatsby parties" always make me laugh. The point of the book was definitely "these people are cool and good and should be emulated"
A fun fact about me is that you can instantly put me in a mini depressive episode simply by mentioning Laika the dog
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A fun fact about me is that you can instantly put me in a mini depressive episode simply by mentioning Laika the dog
Wrangling elderly customers all day, call me senior management
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wrangling elderly customers all day, call me senior management
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
Over the past few years @babayulia.bsky.social and I have developed an elaborate lore in which Bobby Flay is actually a high-ranking devil or cambion, offering up-and-coming chefs a chance to wager their soul for fame and success
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Over the past few years @babayulia.bsky.social and I have developed an elaborate lore in which Bobby Flay is actually a high-ranking devil or cambion, offering up-and-coming chefs a chance to wager their soul for fame and success
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An Update:
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
An Update:
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.
(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
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It's a shame that Adams is such a deeply malignant figure. Imagine a benign non-scumbag politician with such staggeringly absent social wherewithal that he dresses like a deranged wizard.
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's a shame that Adams is such a deeply malignant figure. Imagine a benign non-scumbag politician with such staggeringly absent social wherewithal that he dresses like a deranged wizard.
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
Saw Weapons last night. Pretty good but I would've liked it to be happier, and with their mouths open.
August 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Saw Weapons last night. Pretty good but I would've liked it to be happier, and with their mouths open.
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There is a water main break on West 7th in St. Paul, so I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you see emergency vehicles outside the Children's Museum, everything is okay.
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There is a water main break on West 7th in St. Paul, so I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you see emergency vehicles outside the Children's Museum, everything is okay.
The year is 2025. Everything is computer. Everybody transgender.
Trump has now pivoted from crime to riffing on "transgender for everybody. Everybody transgender"
August 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The year is 2025. Everything is computer. Everybody transgender.
What famous figure has the highest ratio of "cool person/uncool name"? I'm going with Smedley Butler.
August 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What famous figure has the highest ratio of "cool person/uncool name"? I'm going with Smedley Butler.
Funny to me to use "Svengali" as shorthand for "Rasputin" as shorthand for Loomer. Just cut out the middleman!
Laura Loomer is now touting her new title as “Trump’s Rasputin” for her growing political influence, à la the Russian Svengali who advised the Romanov family.
Laura Loomer Reveals White House Clout Has Earned Her a New Nickname
The alt-right influencer has skyrocketed to notoriety for her White House purges.
trib.al
August 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Funny to me to use "Svengali" as shorthand for "Rasputin" as shorthand for Loomer. Just cut out the middleman!
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The fourth annual St Paul Nut Roll is back - August 23, 1PM, Bang Brewing. Bike a little. Eat a some Nut Rolls. Invite your friends! Get Ready to Get Nuts!
www.eventbrite.com/e/saint-paul...
www.eventbrite.com/e/saint-paul...
August 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The fourth annual St Paul Nut Roll is back - August 23, 1PM, Bang Brewing. Bike a little. Eat a some Nut Rolls. Invite your friends! Get Ready to Get Nuts!
www.eventbrite.com/e/saint-paul...
www.eventbrite.com/e/saint-paul...
I know everyone knows this already, but Sweetwater's customer service really is unparalleled. If nobody got me, I know my SW rep Andy got me.
July 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I know everyone knows this already, but Sweetwater's customer service really is unparalleled. If nobody got me, I know my SW rep Andy got me.
Like 90% of common English phrases are either boats or horses
so much english is nautical bc of how important sailing was. cut of your jib. pipe down. loose cannon. fathom. wide berth. learn the ropes. groggy. batten down hatches. all hands on deck. above board. first rate.
related, did you know that "under the weather" is a nautical term? it means a sick sailor resting belowdecks, so he isn't buffeted by gales
July 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Like 90% of common English phrases are either boats or horses
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We don’t *have* to do the piecemeal, suspenseful, titillating quasi true crime-podcast style coverage. This is terrible shit, that deserves the calmest, clearest, and steadiest hands. There’s no valor in treating all of this as *exciting*, in fact quite the opposite.
July 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We don’t *have* to do the piecemeal, suspenseful, titillating quasi true crime-podcast style coverage. This is terrible shit, that deserves the calmest, clearest, and steadiest hands. There’s no valor in treating all of this as *exciting*, in fact quite the opposite.
I have discovered a cure
July 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have discovered a cure