Free will is trying out those other buttons on your dishwasher. Go wild.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Free will is trying out those other buttons on your dishwasher. Go wild.
I’m kinda annoyed that right around the time I start learning how to use em dashes its now synonymous with AI writing.
A real greek tragedy.
A real greek tragedy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m kinda annoyed that right around the time I start learning how to use em dashes its now synonymous with AI writing.
A real greek tragedy.
A real greek tragedy.
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Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut https://theonion.com/understaffed-faa-recommends-pilots-just-go-with-their-gut/
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut https://theonion.com/understaffed-faa-recommends-pilots-just-go-with-their-gut/
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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To any of my fellow #writers out there, having now published my first book and gotten onto two major platforms, my takeaways are this.
Amazon gives you a little more flexibility and more money. Higher returns on royalties.
Barnes and Nobles is more straightforward, but way less on royalties.
Amazon gives you a little more flexibility and more money. Higher returns on royalties.
Barnes and Nobles is more straightforward, but way less on royalties.
September 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
To any of my fellow #writers out there, having now published my first book and gotten onto two major platforms, my takeaways are this.
Amazon gives you a little more flexibility and more money. Higher returns on royalties.
Barnes and Nobles is more straightforward, but way less on royalties.
Amazon gives you a little more flexibility and more money. Higher returns on royalties.
Barnes and Nobles is more straightforward, but way less on royalties.
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Not only have I made TWELVE dollars off my book so far, I'm now a WORLD renowned author. I'm basically JK Rowling without being a massive bigot.
August 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not only have I made TWELVE dollars off my book so far, I'm now a WORLD renowned author. I'm basically JK Rowling without being a massive bigot.
Okay here's a version that's NOT in 240P @dailybookcovers.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Okay here's a version that's NOT in 240P @dailybookcovers.bsky.social
@dailybookcovers.bsky.social does this meet your criterion? 👀
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@dailybookcovers.bsky.social does this meet your criterion? 👀
Yeah, I'm a pretty big deal 😎
August 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yeah, I'm a pretty big deal 😎
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING WORM
July 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING WORM
I'm only about 8 hours into #kcd2 but I can already tell this is going to be a favorite of mine. It's so rare to see a game tackle this time period with such taste and attention to detail.
It's both an incredible immersive sim and a compelling story. It's also just damn fun.
It's both an incredible immersive sim and a compelling story. It's also just damn fun.
July 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm only about 8 hours into #kcd2 but I can already tell this is going to be a favorite of mine. It's so rare to see a game tackle this time period with such taste and attention to detail.
It's both an incredible immersive sim and a compelling story. It's also just damn fun.
It's both an incredible immersive sim and a compelling story. It's also just damn fun.
Elon Musk making Grok literally spout support for Hitler wasn't a sentence I thought would ever have to enter my brain.
I'm really irritated that it has.
I'm really irritated that it has.
July 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Elon Musk making Grok literally spout support for Hitler wasn't a sentence I thought would ever have to enter my brain.
I'm really irritated that it has.
I'm really irritated that it has.
Everyday I don't have to check LinkedIn is a day worth celebrating.
July 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Everyday I don't have to check LinkedIn is a day worth celebrating.
Reposted by Canyen
Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State
Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State
LOS ANGELES—Attributing her behavior to insecurity about the government, local woman Kirsten Sears told reporters Monday that she did not like eating in front of the surveillance state. “I try to reme...
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July 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Insecure Woman Doesn’t Like Eating In Front Of Surveillance State
Just finished #PacificDrive. Overall would recommend it!
My one complaint was the game play loop was a little disjointed. Driving? Fun! Fixing the car? Fun! Collecting items? Not fun. Breaks up the flow of the game too much when you get out of the car every 30 seconds to collect items.
My one complaint was the game play loop was a little disjointed. Driving? Fun! Fixing the car? Fun! Collecting items? Not fun. Breaks up the flow of the game too much when you get out of the car every 30 seconds to collect items.
July 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Just finished #PacificDrive. Overall would recommend it!
My one complaint was the game play loop was a little disjointed. Driving? Fun! Fixing the car? Fun! Collecting items? Not fun. Breaks up the flow of the game too much when you get out of the car every 30 seconds to collect items.
My one complaint was the game play loop was a little disjointed. Driving? Fun! Fixing the car? Fun! Collecting items? Not fun. Breaks up the flow of the game too much when you get out of the car every 30 seconds to collect items.
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I can't count the number of times I'll be #writing and think of a cool line, add it in, then discover 2 paragraphs later I already wrote it somewhere else.
July 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I can't count the number of times I'll be #writing and think of a cool line, add it in, then discover 2 paragraphs later I already wrote it somewhere else.
kotaku.com/latest-round...
>Acquire a bunch of studios
>They don't increase profits by 7 million percent
>Close those studios
>Keep directors on the pay roll
Outstanding move.
>Acquire a bunch of studios
>They don't increase profits by 7 million percent
>Close those studios
>Keep directors on the pay roll
Outstanding move.
Xbox Hit With Latest Mass Layoff Including Multiple Game Cancelations As Microsoft Cuts 9,100 Jobs [Update]
The mobile goldmine has reportedly been hit with a 10 percent staffing cut
kotaku.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
kotaku.com/latest-round...
>Acquire a bunch of studios
>They don't increase profits by 7 million percent
>Close those studios
>Keep directors on the pay roll
Outstanding move.
>Acquire a bunch of studios
>They don't increase profits by 7 million percent
>Close those studios
>Keep directors on the pay roll
Outstanding move.
Here's a real world example of why you shouldn't trust #AI. This screenshot was me asking my browser about the history of HOA's. One source is Wikipedia. The other is from Associa, a property management company. Nowhere in the expanded summary does it mention the discriminatory practices or history🧵
July 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Here's a real world example of why you shouldn't trust #AI. This screenshot was me asking my browser about the history of HOA's. One source is Wikipedia. The other is from Associa, a property management company. Nowhere in the expanded summary does it mention the discriminatory practices or history🧵
#mouthwashing is one of the tightest examples of good horror games I have ever played. Brilliantly written, creepy as hell, and with moments of brevity that make it all feel extremely human and three dimensional.
June 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
#mouthwashing is one of the tightest examples of good horror games I have ever played. Brilliantly written, creepy as hell, and with moments of brevity that make it all feel extremely human and three dimensional.
One of these games is not like the other!
June 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
One of these games is not like the other!
Finally, the hole in my heart that I have desperately tried to fill with substance abuse, vitriol, and moral self flagellation, has been fulfilled. My depression is cured. My wang huge. I would thank God, but I can only thank @theonion.com and capitalism for allowing me to purchase such fine mugs.
June 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Finally, the hole in my heart that I have desperately tried to fill with substance abuse, vitriol, and moral self flagellation, has been fulfilled. My depression is cured. My wang huge. I would thank God, but I can only thank @theonion.com and capitalism for allowing me to purchase such fine mugs.