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Insomnia is a thing
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Yeah I don’t even know anymore.
Fuuucking needed that
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ok. Gym day 5. Just a 20min power walk for a mile. It’s not much but I did it.
September 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ok. Had a wack ass dream I can’t even remember. I do know that J is driving me insane with teasing me so much.
August 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Aight off to ruin someone’s day. Kinda reigniting things with P and throwing everything for a loop. She’s so fucking bad I have no idea how I’m even pretending to have a shot with her.
July 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Pretty sure I missed my only window with L by not being assertive despite a conversation we had. Maybe next time she’s in town.
July 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Cuddles with L.
Phone sex with A.
Dream about J.
Off to work with G.

And now that it’s time to leave. NOW IS WHEN U GET TIRED?? 30m before drive time. Damn it
July 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
J. Love when she sends me something naughty. Fuck
July 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A. J. L. K. H.

Might be spreading myself a little thin lol
July 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
A. is talking about canceling her engagement, or at least her marriage and I’m having a hard time resisting the urge to fly out there and fuck her senseless. Fuck
July 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Aight. Need to get all my shit taken care of and in order.
July 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My friend from across the pond is coming out. I need her to behave if she wants me to be able to resist her even a little bit.
May 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh yeah. This exists.
May 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well I feel better about things but only because I can tell how bad I suck.
April 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I guess I just intoxicated post here huh?

I’m gonna kiss her.
February 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by Insomnia is a thing
trans people are always welcome in my space

your existence is not a threat to anything but the frail social constructs that restrain self expression and self love
January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bestie is killing me. I need her to sit on my fucking face.
December 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I need to get a proper pc.
December 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Can’t a guy just jack off in peace? Wtf
November 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
L cannot give me the chance. I was ready to get banned from this and eat her out in from of everyone
November 21, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Aight Atlanta. What do you got for me?
November 21, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Ok. Stewardess’ ass so thicc she knocked my phone out of my hand and then someone else’s trying to apologize. Gurl. Woah
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Ok. At the airport and can’t sit still. Where are my drugs?
November 20, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Flying to Atlanta for my nerd shit. Total this flight is gonna cost me $18. 😆
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Man these edibles ain’t shit

Me 5min later: FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO SIT!

Also me: Is currently sitting
November 16, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Can’t sleep. Just wanna play my game.
November 15, 2024 at 10:06 AM