Can Okar
@canokar.bsky.social
Who knows what I’ll write about here but maybe less Turkish politics? Or maybe more…
I’ll come Home in September I reckon. Buy the new kit - I have a feeling it might become like one of our O2 or Sega kits if we can find some luck.
August 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I’ll come Home in September I reckon. Buy the new kit - I have a feeling it might become like one of our O2 or Sega kits if we can find some luck.
“One two three…”
“Now higher pitched.”
“Ooone twooo threee…”
“Now push your skull down and make a noise!”
“MWAAAAARRGGGGHG!!”
“Now higher pitched.”
“Ooone twooo threee…”
“Now push your skull down and make a noise!”
“MWAAAAARRGGGGHG!!”
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“One two three…”
“Now higher pitched.”
“Ooone twooo threee…”
“Now push your skull down and make a noise!”
“MWAAAAARRGGGGHG!!”
“Now higher pitched.”
“Ooone twooo threee…”
“Now push your skull down and make a noise!”
“MWAAAAARRGGGGHG!!”
Reddit continues to be down.
Why is the internet just getting progressively worse?
Why is the internet just getting progressively worse?
July 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reddit continues to be down.
Why is the internet just getting progressively worse?
Why is the internet just getting progressively worse?
Genuinely, can anyone fathom why this post was deemed “intolerant”????
June 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Genuinely, can anyone fathom why this post was deemed “intolerant”????
For reference, this was the original photo.
The man is going to bury us all, still the Head of the CHP, still losing every few years and celebrating getting exactly 35%.
The man is going to bury us all, still the Head of the CHP, still losing every few years and celebrating getting exactly 35%.
June 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
For reference, this was the original photo.
The man is going to bury us all, still the Head of the CHP, still losing every few years and celebrating getting exactly 35%.
The man is going to bury us all, still the Head of the CHP, still losing every few years and celebrating getting exactly 35%.
I put Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu into a photo aging app to make the joke that this serial loser is going to try to be the head of the CHP until 2050.
This is genuinely what the app gave me.
He is so old that the app can’t actually age him.
He is a curse on the Turkish people.
This is genuinely what the app gave me.
He is so old that the app can’t actually age him.
He is a curse on the Turkish people.
June 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I put Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu into a photo aging app to make the joke that this serial loser is going to try to be the head of the CHP until 2050.
This is genuinely what the app gave me.
He is so old that the app can’t actually age him.
He is a curse on the Turkish people.
This is genuinely what the app gave me.
He is so old that the app can’t actually age him.
He is a curse on the Turkish people.
The Pope is an Arsenal fan
June 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Pope is an Arsenal fan
I don’t think there is another opposition politician in the world who lost multiple times, was told they would lose again, forced themself into candidacy anyway and then lost again, only to now try to come back despite the disgrace so they can lose a bit more.
That is an all-time loser right there.
That is an all-time loser right there.
June 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I don’t think there is another opposition politician in the world who lost multiple times, was told they would lose again, forced themself into candidacy anyway and then lost again, only to now try to come back despite the disgrace so they can lose a bit more.
That is an all-time loser right there.
That is an all-time loser right there.
Just remembered TomTom used to be absolutely massive two decades ago.
Turns out they were worth $11 billion at one point. Now not worth much at all because after physical maps, even physical GPS devices got eaten by phones.
Turns out they were worth $11 billion at one point. Now not worth much at all because after physical maps, even physical GPS devices got eaten by phones.
June 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just remembered TomTom used to be absolutely massive two decades ago.
Turns out they were worth $11 billion at one point. Now not worth much at all because after physical maps, even physical GPS devices got eaten by phones.
Turns out they were worth $11 billion at one point. Now not worth much at all because after physical maps, even physical GPS devices got eaten by phones.
I’m a bit concerned that 52% of parents have removed or are apparently planning to remove their kids from private school. One assumes the schools are on the verge of collapsing and yet no-one has noticed at all…
May 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m a bit concerned that 52% of parents have removed or are apparently planning to remove their kids from private school. One assumes the schools are on the verge of collapsing and yet no-one has noticed at all…
So firstly, put your house on Levante UD getting promoted in the last two games of their season.
And more importantly, someone needs to check out exactly how many souls got sold over at Macron HQ this season because this doesn’t happen by accident.
And more importantly, someone needs to check out exactly how many souls got sold over at Macron HQ this season because this doesn’t happen by accident.
May 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
So firstly, put your house on Levante UD getting promoted in the last two games of their season.
And more importantly, someone needs to check out exactly how many souls got sold over at Macron HQ this season because this doesn’t happen by accident.
And more importantly, someone needs to check out exactly how many souls got sold over at Macron HQ this season because this doesn’t happen by accident.
And would you believe it, there is actually a fourth club on the verge of a Championship.
It’s little Levante UD, from the Spanish Segunda División, who are a few points away from winning their league and promotion to La Liga.
Of course, in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
It’s little Levante UD, from the Spanish Segunda División, who are a few points away from winning their league and promotion to La Liga.
Of course, in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
May 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
And would you believe it, there is actually a fourth club on the verge of a Championship.
It’s little Levante UD, from the Spanish Segunda División, who are a few points away from winning their league and promotion to La Liga.
Of course, in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
It’s little Levante UD, from the Spanish Segunda División, who are a few points away from winning their league and promotion to La Liga.
Of course, in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
FC Basel 1893 has been Switzerland’s powerhouse for a couple of decades but was on the verge of bankruptcy over the past five years.
But this week, they rose like a Phoenix from the ashes to win the Swiss Super League.
Dressed in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
But this week, they rose like a Phoenix from the ashes to win the Swiss Super League.
Dressed in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
May 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
FC Basel 1893 has been Switzerland’s powerhouse for a couple of decades but was on the verge of bankruptcy over the past five years.
But this week, they rose like a Phoenix from the ashes to win the Swiss Super League.
Dressed in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
But this week, they rose like a Phoenix from the ashes to win the Swiss Super League.
Dressed in their red and blue striped Macron kits.
A lot more.
Last week, Bologna FC 1909 won their first major trophy in over 50 years, beating AC Milan in the Coppa Italia final.
Wearing a Macron kit.
Their colours: red and blue vertical stripes.
But wait. There is more.
Last week, Bologna FC 1909 won their first major trophy in over 50 years, beating AC Milan in the Coppa Italia final.
Wearing a Macron kit.
Their colours: red and blue vertical stripes.
But wait. There is more.
May 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
A lot more.
Last week, Bologna FC 1909 won their first major trophy in over 50 years, beating AC Milan in the Coppa Italia final.
Wearing a Macron kit.
Their colours: red and blue vertical stripes.
But wait. There is more.
Last week, Bologna FC 1909 won their first major trophy in over 50 years, beating AC Milan in the Coppa Italia final.
Wearing a Macron kit.
Their colours: red and blue vertical stripes.
But wait. There is more.
I don’t believe in black magic but I do think Macron (the football kit manufacturer, not the French President) might be doing some diabolical voodoo this year.
Crystal Palace won their first ever major trophy yesterday wearing their red and blue striped Macron kit.
Amazing.
But there’s more…
Crystal Palace won their first ever major trophy yesterday wearing their red and blue striped Macron kit.
Amazing.
But there’s more…
May 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I don’t believe in black magic but I do think Macron (the football kit manufacturer, not the French President) might be doing some diabolical voodoo this year.
Crystal Palace won their first ever major trophy yesterday wearing their red and blue striped Macron kit.
Amazing.
But there’s more…
Crystal Palace won their first ever major trophy yesterday wearing their red and blue striped Macron kit.
Amazing.
But there’s more…
Hi, first generation immigrant here.
The island of strangers my family came to was actually full of future friends.
That is the UK I love and no amount of hatred or race-baiting, even by the most powerful people we thought were our allies, will change that.
The island of strangers my family came to was actually full of future friends.
That is the UK I love and no amount of hatred or race-baiting, even by the most powerful people we thought were our allies, will change that.
May 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hi, first generation immigrant here.
The island of strangers my family came to was actually full of future friends.
That is the UK I love and no amount of hatred or race-baiting, even by the most powerful people we thought were our allies, will change that.
The island of strangers my family came to was actually full of future friends.
That is the UK I love and no amount of hatred or race-baiting, even by the most powerful people we thought were our allies, will change that.
I, for one, never go to the gym without my trusty forklift.
May 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I, for one, never go to the gym without my trusty forklift.
A fool and his money etc etc
May 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
A fool and his money etc etc
Can we define “American food”? Because almost all of it is actually European, Asian or South American.
And is done better in their country of origin than in almost all places in America (with notable exceptions). The food supply chain is responsible for a lot but not all of that.
And is done better in their country of origin than in almost all places in America (with notable exceptions). The food supply chain is responsible for a lot but not all of that.
May 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Can we define “American food”? Because almost all of it is actually European, Asian or South American.
And is done better in their country of origin than in almost all places in America (with notable exceptions). The food supply chain is responsible for a lot but not all of that.
And is done better in their country of origin than in almost all places in America (with notable exceptions). The food supply chain is responsible for a lot but not all of that.
Funny: the actual PM of the UK threatening fly-tippers with predator drone strikes
Funnier: re-learning that trying to outfash the actual fash is a Sisyphean task
Funniest: Americans finding out what “fly tipping” means, reinforcing their notion that the English are all Harry Potter characters
Funnier: re-learning that trying to outfash the actual fash is a Sisyphean task
Funniest: Americans finding out what “fly tipping” means, reinforcing their notion that the English are all Harry Potter characters
April 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Funny: the actual PM of the UK threatening fly-tippers with predator drone strikes
Funnier: re-learning that trying to outfash the actual fash is a Sisyphean task
Funniest: Americans finding out what “fly tipping” means, reinforcing their notion that the English are all Harry Potter characters
Funnier: re-learning that trying to outfash the actual fash is a Sisyphean task
Funniest: Americans finding out what “fly tipping” means, reinforcing their notion that the English are all Harry Potter characters
“If I see any of youse lot set off fireworks after 10pm, I swear Predodrone here will crush you like the ants you are.”
April 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
“If I see any of youse lot set off fireworks after 10pm, I swear Predodrone here will crush you like the ants you are.”
Good things can still happen
April 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Good things can still happen