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#NCFC still posting exclusively on X days after the owner of the site threw a series of Nazi salutes at a bunch of far right nuts.
Is there no one at the club with any kind of moral twinge about this?
Fan power got them to drop a dodgy Asian sponsor pretty fast.
Where's the fan outrage on Musk?
Is there no one at the club with any kind of moral twinge about this?
Fan power got them to drop a dodgy Asian sponsor pretty fast.
Where's the fan outrage on Musk?
Once again I am calling on Kemi Badenoch to resign for not resigning over her constant calls for other people to resign. 🙄
I am calling on Kemi Badenoch to resign for continually calling on other people to resign (who are clearly doing a far better job than she is).
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Once again I am calling on Kemi Badenoch to resign for not resigning over her constant calls for other people to resign. 🙄
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Don't be like Liam, the miserable old bore sat counting his dynamically-price-gouged Oasis tour coin like Smaug the dragon on his mountain of gold – get stuck into the joy of the new in tQ's albums of 2025:
thequietus.com/tq-charts/al...
thequietus.com/tq-charts/al...
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Don't be like Liam, the miserable old bore sat counting his dynamically-price-gouged Oasis tour coin like Smaug the dragon on his mountain of gold – get stuck into the joy of the new in tQ's albums of 2025:
thequietus.com/tq-charts/al...
thequietus.com/tq-charts/al...
This seems to be giving him an awful lot of credit for a concept developed long before he wrote this play.
www.nejm.org/doi/abs/10.1...
www.nejm.org/doi/abs/10.1...
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This seems to be giving him an awful lot of credit for a concept developed long before he wrote this play.
www.nejm.org/doi/abs/10.1...
www.nejm.org/doi/abs/10.1...
On this day in 1989.
#NCFC 2 vs Sheff Wed. 1.
Townsend (p), OG ⚽
Crowd: 15341.
Division 1 win #183/214
#CanaryFiles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS5M...
#NCFC 2 vs Sheff Wed. 1.
Townsend (p), OG ⚽
Crowd: 15341.
Division 1 win #183/214
#CanaryFiles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS5M...
Norwich City v Sheffield Wednesday 02-12-1989
YouTube video by The Free Football Library
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
On this day in 1989.
#NCFC 2 vs Sheff Wed. 1.
Townsend (p), OG ⚽
Crowd: 15341.
Division 1 win #183/214
#CanaryFiles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS5M...
#NCFC 2 vs Sheff Wed. 1.
Townsend (p), OG ⚽
Crowd: 15341.
Division 1 win #183/214
#CanaryFiles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS5M...
On this day in 2012.
#NCFC 2 vs Sunderland 1.
Bassong, Pilkington ⚽
Crowd: 26228.
PL win #66/99.
#CanaryFiles
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Former Canaries player & boss Martin O'Neill in the opposition dugout.
#NCFC 2 vs Sunderland 1.
Bassong, Pilkington ⚽
Crowd: 26228.
PL win #66/99.
#CanaryFiles
**
Former Canaries player & boss Martin O'Neill in the opposition dugout.
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
On this day in 2012.
#NCFC 2 vs Sunderland 1.
Bassong, Pilkington ⚽
Crowd: 26228.
PL win #66/99.
#CanaryFiles
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Former Canaries player & boss Martin O'Neill in the opposition dugout.
#NCFC 2 vs Sunderland 1.
Bassong, Pilkington ⚽
Crowd: 26228.
PL win #66/99.
#CanaryFiles
**
Former Canaries player & boss Martin O'Neill in the opposition dugout.
Commits to the spice..
A playlist for curry lovers…
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To)
🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love
🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere
🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor
🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy
🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman
🎵 Poppadom Preach
🎵 Tears On My Pilau
🎵 Paperback Raita
🎵 Nessun Korma
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Commits to the spice..
I am calling on Kemi Badenoch to resign for continually calling on other people to resign (who are clearly doing a far better job than she is).
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I am calling on Kemi Badenoch to resign for continually calling on other people to resign (who are clearly doing a far better job than she is).
Not a parody apparently 🤪
If Kemi Badenoch carries on like this she’ll be elected prime minister | Emily Sheffield
www.independent.co.uk/voices/kemi-...
www.independent.co.uk/voices/kemi-...
If Kemi Badenoch carries on like this she’ll be elected prime minister
The leader of the Conservative Party has rediscovered a clarity and verve that will have Keir Starmer, Rachel Reeves – and Nigel Farage – worried, says Emily Sheffield
www.independent.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not a parody apparently 🤪
Oof - that's rough.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Sheffield Wednesday: Owls deducted six points as Chansiri banned
Sheffield Wednesday are given a further six-point deduction, with former owner Dejphon Chansiri receiving a three-year ban.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oof - that's rough.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Me reading Chris Mason's 'analysis' of the budget..
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me reading Chris Mason's 'analysis' of the budget..
RW shit-rag @telegraph.co.uk now leading with "BBC says it was misled.."
See how the circular sausage making process works?
Corrosive and corrupt journalism.
See how the circular sausage making process works?
Corrosive and corrupt journalism.
Outrageous from Mason at BBC. 😠
His job as a journalist is to report the facts available, and both sides of the resulting argument in order for the public to form their own view/opinion.
It is not his job to express an opinion to try to steer public reaction towards his way of thinking.
His job as a journalist is to report the facts available, and both sides of the resulting argument in order for the public to form their own view/opinion.
It is not his job to express an opinion to try to steer public reaction towards his way of thinking.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
RW shit-rag @telegraph.co.uk now leading with "BBC says it was misled.."
See how the circular sausage making process works?
Corrosive and corrupt journalism.
See how the circular sausage making process works?
Corrosive and corrupt journalism.
Outrageous from Mason at BBC. 😠
His job as a journalist is to report the facts available, and both sides of the resulting argument in order for the public to form their own view/opinion.
It is not his job to express an opinion to try to steer public reaction towards his way of thinking.
His job as a journalist is to report the facts available, and both sides of the resulting argument in order for the public to form their own view/opinion.
It is not his job to express an opinion to try to steer public reaction towards his way of thinking.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Outrageous from Mason at BBC. 😠
His job as a journalist is to report the facts available, and both sides of the resulting argument in order for the public to form their own view/opinion.
It is not his job to express an opinion to try to steer public reaction towards his way of thinking.
His job as a journalist is to report the facts available, and both sides of the resulting argument in order for the public to form their own view/opinion.
It is not his job to express an opinion to try to steer public reaction towards his way of thinking.
Brexit and racism - who could have guessed such nationalistic nonsense might be unappealing to people who came here for a better life.
Exodus of UK citizens driven by eastern Europeans returning home
Poland and Romania recorded the highest increase in the number of British people moving from the UK in the past four years
Poland and Romania recorded the highest increase in the number of British people moving from the UK in the past four years
Exodus of UK citizens driven by eastern Europeans returning home
Exodus of UK citizens driven by eastern Europeans returning home
www.thetimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Brexit and racism - who could have guessed such nationalistic nonsense might be unappealing to people who came here for a better life.
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I must have missed the wall-to-wall coverage of demands for an investigation into Nigel Farage's lies about being a racist
Or about whether he knew Nathan Gill
Or about who bought his house in Frinton
Or about whether he knew Nathan Gill
Or about who bought his house in Frinton
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I must have missed the wall-to-wall coverage of demands for an investigation into Nigel Farage's lies about being a racist
Or about whether he knew Nathan Gill
Or about who bought his house in Frinton
Or about whether he knew Nathan Gill
Or about who bought his house in Frinton
almost as if there's an agenda at play..
If only UK media, including the BBC, had been 0.1% as critical of the Tories over their 14 years in power as it is over Labour, which has so far had only 1 year to clear up the mess it Inherited.
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
almost as if there's an agenda at play..
A casual & objective observer of current politics/media coverage in this country would simply shake their head in disbelief at what's happening.
A concerted campaign from large parts of the media to disparage & undermine the integrity of a Chancellor who just delivered a perfectly reasonable budget.
A concerted campaign from large parts of the media to disparage & undermine the integrity of a Chancellor who just delivered a perfectly reasonable budget.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
A casual & objective observer of current politics/media coverage in this country would simply shake their head in disbelief at what's happening.
A concerted campaign from large parts of the media to disparage & undermine the integrity of a Chancellor who just delivered a perfectly reasonable budget.
A concerted campaign from large parts of the media to disparage & undermine the integrity of a Chancellor who just delivered a perfectly reasonable budget.
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What we're seeing is exactly what we saw in the late 1940s, the late 1960s and the mid- to late 1970s: a concerted and hysterical campaign to delegitimise a Labour government, and indeed the very idea of Labour governments at all.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
What we're seeing is exactly what we saw in the late 1940s, the late 1960s and the mid- to late 1970s: a concerted and hysterical campaign to delegitimise a Labour government, and indeed the very idea of Labour governments at all.
Just 2 #NCFC wins (4 defeats) from 8 league games played on December 1st over the past 50 years;
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2009: L1 Southend A 3-0 (Holt 2, Smith)
2018: Champ. Rotherham H 3-1 (Cantwell, Aarons, Pukki)
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Respectable draws at home to Villa in 1979 (1-1) and home to Arsenal in 2019 (2-2).
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2009: L1 Southend A 3-0 (Holt 2, Smith)
2018: Champ. Rotherham H 3-1 (Cantwell, Aarons, Pukki)
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Respectable draws at home to Villa in 1979 (1-1) and home to Arsenal in 2019 (2-2).
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Just 2 #NCFC wins (4 defeats) from 8 league games played on December 1st over the past 50 years;
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2009: L1 Southend A 3-0 (Holt 2, Smith)
2018: Champ. Rotherham H 3-1 (Cantwell, Aarons, Pukki)
**
Respectable draws at home to Villa in 1979 (1-1) and home to Arsenal in 2019 (2-2).
**
2009: L1 Southend A 3-0 (Holt 2, Smith)
2018: Champ. Rotherham H 3-1 (Cantwell, Aarons, Pukki)
**
Respectable draws at home to Villa in 1979 (1-1) and home to Arsenal in 2019 (2-2).
#NCFC player of the month for November 2025?
Another tough choice (not for the right reasons).
Makama?
Kvistgaarden?
McLean?
Fisher?
🤔
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August was Sargent
September was Kovacevic
October was ? (can't find it)
Another tough choice (not for the right reasons).
Makama?
Kvistgaarden?
McLean?
Fisher?
🤔
**
August was Sargent
September was Kovacevic
October was ? (can't find it)
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
#NCFC player of the month for November 2025?
Another tough choice (not for the right reasons).
Makama?
Kvistgaarden?
McLean?
Fisher?
🤔
**
August was Sargent
September was Kovacevic
October was ? (can't find it)
Another tough choice (not for the right reasons).
Makama?
Kvistgaarden?
McLean?
Fisher?
🤔
**
August was Sargent
September was Kovacevic
October was ? (can't find it)
Why not call it the Jeremy Sultana Party?
Just an idea.
Just an idea.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why not call it the Jeremy Sultana Party?
Just an idea.
Just an idea.
Not sure there's ever been a game of football I've been less interested in than the Chelsea vs Arsenal one currently under way.
Literally, couldn't care less what happens.
Literally, couldn't care less what happens.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not sure there's ever been a game of football I've been less interested in than the Chelsea vs Arsenal one currently under way.
Literally, couldn't care less what happens.
Literally, couldn't care less what happens.
After a painful 13 game winless run, #NCFC are now are on a joyful 1 game winning/unbeaten run. 😊
#FunnyOldGame
#FunnyOldGame
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
After a painful 13 game winless run, #NCFC are now are on a joyful 1 game winning/unbeaten run. 😊
#FunnyOldGame
#FunnyOldGame
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM