The Canadian Necromancer
@canadianminos.bsky.social
Im getting better at the edits, trust🙏 OH SHIT I JUST KILLED PHIL WITH A PRAYER, NOT AGAIN!
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Whenever i want to listen to music i make my personal skeleton orchestra play under threat of ending their undeath. I mean, i already made them rise from the dead. Should i even have to pay them?
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They got it so yall do too
(Figuring out hands)
(Figuring out hands)
January 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
They got it so yall do too
(Figuring out hands)
(Figuring out hands)
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
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Hey, he works VERY hard you know
The butler at the haunted mansion when it’s time to serve dinner
January 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey, he works VERY hard you know
My ooze drips hats
my hat oozes drip
January 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My ooze drips hats
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micro dosing oxygen is lots of fun
January 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
micro dosing oxygen is lots of fun
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NOT EVEN ONE UNDEAD DRAGON. AMATEUR!
Guys I am not evil- (I turn around to see my army of the undead and wicked chanting and holding spears and various weapons) ok maybe a little bit evil
I have been raising an army of the dead and wicked in my stronghold to the north. Allies and enemies alike ask my intentions but I do not give them.
December 26, 2024 at 6:08 PM
NOT EVEN ONE UNDEAD DRAGON. AMATEUR!
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CUT IT OFF CUT THE DENIM OFF FREE HIM
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
CUT IT OFF CUT THE DENIM OFF FREE HIM
IM BAAAACK!
December 21, 2024 at 4:00 AM
IM BAAAACK!
Its official, im going forwards in time to resurrect the killed post resurrection and then killed again in the past version of Levi Strauss
It's official. I'm going back in time to kill Levi Strauss 🙌
December 20, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Its official, im going forwards in time to resurrect the killed post resurrection and then killed again in the past version of Levi Strauss
Whenever i want to listen to music i make my personal skeleton orchestra play under threat of ending their undeath. I mean, i already made them rise from the dead. Should i even have to pay them?
December 20, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Whenever i want to listen to music i make my personal skeleton orchestra play under threat of ending their undeath. I mean, i already made them rise from the dead. Should i even have to pay them?
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@canadianminos.bsky.social MEET ME IN MY FORTRESS. ALONE. I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS.. "NEGOTIATIONS".
December 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
@canadianminos.bsky.social MEET ME IN MY FORTRESS. ALONE. I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS.. "NEGOTIATIONS".
WH---- I think yall should wear denim, eh?--- OH GODS ABOVE HEL ME I---- phil, put on the denim. Im not asking-- REPEASE ME PLE---- ALL OF YOU SHALL FALL UNDER THE RAIN OF THE DENIM-LICH!--- ASE
December 19, 2024 at 7:34 AM
WH---- I think yall should wear denim, eh?--- OH GODS ABOVE HEL ME I---- phil, put on the denim. Im not asking-- REPEASE ME PLE---- ALL OF YOU SHALL FALL UNDER THE RAIN OF THE DENIM-LICH!--- ASE
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You won’t believe who I met today
December 19, 2024 at 12:03 AM
You won’t believe who I met today
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! HAGAGAHSGSHGNGUCBNSHRBG HELP ME OH JOD
Akira Leave Me Alone GIF
Alt: Akira Leave Me Alone GIF
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! HAGAGAHSGSHGNGUCBNSHRBG HELP ME OH JOD
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I have a Christ Mas to save and I can neither ignore you, nor fight you. So I shall denim you.
I now proclaim you The Great Canadian Denim-Lich and grant you two skellys clad in Blue Jeans.
Go, fuck shit up.
I now proclaim you The Great Canadian Denim-Lich and grant you two skellys clad in Blue Jeans.
Go, fuck shit up.
December 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I have a Christ Mas to save and I can neither ignore you, nor fight you. So I shall denim you.
I now proclaim you The Great Canadian Denim-Lich and grant you two skellys clad in Blue Jeans.
Go, fuck shit up.
I now proclaim you The Great Canadian Denim-Lich and grant you two skellys clad in Blue Jeans.
Go, fuck shit up.
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I'm gonna regret it
But I'm gonna draw 100 different things you guys tell me to draw, in a single canvas
Share this to your friends I need prompt
This cat needs friends
But I'm gonna draw 100 different things you guys tell me to draw, in a single canvas
Share this to your friends I need prompt
This cat needs friends
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I'm gonna regret it
But I'm gonna draw 100 different things you guys tell me to draw, in a single canvas
Share this to your friends I need prompt
This cat needs friends
But I'm gonna draw 100 different things you guys tell me to draw, in a single canvas
Share this to your friends I need prompt
This cat needs friends
MY FELLOW WIZARDS! RISE! RISE UP AGAINST THE FOUL CORRUPTION OF DENIMANCY! THESE FOOLS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH FOR THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS UPON ME AND THE SKELETONS OF WHICH I CALL CHILDREN!
a skeleton is standing on a table with a bird flying in the background .
Alt: The skeleton is rising to life through use of my magic wonder.
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 6:43 AM
MY FELLOW WIZARDS! RISE! RISE UP AGAINST THE FOUL CORRUPTION OF DENIMANCY! THESE FOOLS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH FOR THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS UPON ME AND THE SKELETONS OF WHICH I CALL CHILDREN!
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Tonight we unite by a fire of triumph to celebrate that 30% of the Forest is controlled by warming, loving Jeans. The dark art of Denimancy has corrupted all through manipulation of both ego and pure denim, and I could not have done it without my team.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anyway, here's Wonderwall!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
December 9, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Tonight we unite by a fire of triumph to celebrate that 30% of the Forest is controlled by warming, loving Jeans. The dark art of Denimancy has corrupted all through manipulation of both ego and pure denim, and I could not have done it without my team.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anyway, here's Wonderwall!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Welcome to my secluded part of the enchanted forest Gobbles and Skellies.
December 8, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Welcome to my secluded part of the enchanted forest Gobbles and Skellies.
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just cause im now the jizzards japprentice doesn’t mean i stopped eating ankles, this elf got too close and found out heehee
December 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
just cause im now the jizzards japprentice doesn’t mean i stopped eating ankles, this elf got too close and found out heehee
I HATH FOUND MY FELLOW WIZARDS!
December 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I HATH FOUND MY FELLOW WIZARDS!