🇨🇦 Canadian Beaver 🇨🇦
@canadianbeave13.bsky.social
🇨🇦 A beaver with a cobra chicken spirit. Elbows up, gloves off. 🇨🇦
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Always take a full course of antibiotics after hearing a Kid Rock song, even if you're asymptomatic
March 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Always take a full course of antibiotics after hearing a Kid Rock song, even if you're asymptomatic
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I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
March 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
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I'm not sure it would help this mess we're all in but we should at least TRY offering up Wayne Gretzky as a blood sacrifice. There's literally no downside
February 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I'm not sure it would help this mess we're all in but we should at least TRY offering up Wayne Gretzky as a blood sacrifice. There's literally no downside
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the list of people you're willing to tolerate decreases greatly after 40
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the list of people you're willing to tolerate decreases greatly after 40
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Quite frankly I don’t care if you laugh with me or at me, as long as I get you to laugh.
March 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Quite frankly I don’t care if you laugh with me or at me, as long as I get you to laugh.
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I just need to be a chef at the WH for one day. Just one fucking day.
a man in an orange suit says it 's a wrap with his hands
ALT: a man in an orange suit says it 's a wrap with his hands
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I just need to be a chef at the WH for one day. Just one fucking day.
Big shout out to the new physio student who walked up to one of my older coworkers today and asked if she was lost and needed help finding a nurse.
March 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Big shout out to the new physio student who walked up to one of my older coworkers today and asked if she was lost and needed help finding a nurse.
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Remember when social media was just tit pics, fart jokes and silliness? I miss it. So much.
March 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Remember when social media was just tit pics, fart jokes and silliness? I miss it. So much.
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"easy, breezy, beautifu-"
Hold up. You had me at, "easy."
Hold up. You had me at, "easy."
March 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"easy, breezy, beautifu-"
Hold up. You had me at, "easy."
Hold up. You had me at, "easy."
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Every Canadian must report in every 30 days as sexy.
March 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every Canadian must report in every 30 days as sexy.
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When my dog freaked the fuck out after someone knocked on the door, I really felt that.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When my dog freaked the fuck out after someone knocked on the door, I really felt that.
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Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.
March 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.
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get in loser we’re hitting rock bottom
March 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
get in loser we’re hitting rock bottom
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If all this was a movie, we'd have all walked out by now.
March 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If all this was a movie, we'd have all walked out by now.
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I think, therefore I am
…an idiot
…an idiot
March 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I think, therefore I am
…an idiot
…an idiot
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Everything changes when you realize the best version of yourself is a daily choice.
March 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Everything changes when you realize the best version of yourself is a daily choice.
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I just blocked someone who said they don't like dogs. Ion need that kinda negative energy around me.
March 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I just blocked someone who said they don't like dogs. Ion need that kinda negative energy around me.
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Everything went downhill after Cotton Eye Joe was released. Coincidence…I think not.
March 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Everything went downhill after Cotton Eye Joe was released. Coincidence…I think not.
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Right now the American and Canadian people are like the neighbor kids who just want to keep playing together but can't because the one parent is an asshole who just wants to fight with the other parent.
March 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Right now the American and Canadian people are like the neighbor kids who just want to keep playing together but can't because the one parent is an asshole who just wants to fight with the other parent.
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“I’ll just have the Cobb salad…
With extra bacon.
Oh, and extra ham.
Ooh, and extra turkey.
Oh, and could you put extra cheese on that?
And maybe, skip the lettuce?”
-me, dieting
With extra bacon.
Oh, and extra ham.
Ooh, and extra turkey.
Oh, and could you put extra cheese on that?
And maybe, skip the lettuce?”
-me, dieting
March 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“I’ll just have the Cobb salad…
With extra bacon.
Oh, and extra ham.
Ooh, and extra turkey.
Oh, and could you put extra cheese on that?
And maybe, skip the lettuce?”
-me, dieting
With extra bacon.
Oh, and extra ham.
Ooh, and extra turkey.
Oh, and could you put extra cheese on that?
And maybe, skip the lettuce?”
-me, dieting
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Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
Today at work a dementia patient told me that I reminded her of her boyfriend’s wife.
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Today at work a dementia patient told me that I reminded her of her boyfriend’s wife.
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I may be awkward, but not as awkward as the people running next to their dogs at the dog show.
March 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I may be awkward, but not as awkward as the people running next to their dogs at the dog show.
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I love how I can say, "I just saw one of those shitboxes driving on the road," and most people know what I'm talking about
March 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love how I can say, "I just saw one of those shitboxes driving on the road," and most people know what I'm talking about