Cantinkerous
can-tinker-ous.bsky.social
Cantinkerous
@can-tinker-ous.bsky.social
Curious and curmudgeonly, creative and crusty. Cynic in the nascent stages of recovery.

Just like you, I can't do this on my own.
BREAKING: Judge Rakoff under investigation for misappropriating funds to purchase a popcorn machine.

We reached out to his office for comment and received the following statement:
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Text from the dryer repair guy:

"You already done everything, there's nothing else I can do."

Like, it sucks that my shit's still broke, but also...thanks?
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Real animal (baby stoat). Real trampoline.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESe...
July 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM