Cantinkerous
can-tinker-ous.bsky.social
Cantinkerous
@can-tinker-ous.bsky.social
Curious and curmudgeonly, creative and crusty. Cynic in the nascent stages of recovery.

Just like you, I can't do this on my own.
People might think this endorsement was a shoe-in on account of Heater being *your* cat.

They are wrong. She is a cat. You had to bust your ass for that endorsement. Congratulations!
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For me it's his shoes. It looks like he's standing on the outside edges of his feet -- especially the left foot -- and his right shoe looks outright deformed.

The exterior light falling on him is a weird oversight, and there's unusual aliasing all along his left side...but it's the damn shoes.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hey now, did you read? They tested it in a Win Tunnel. Not some lameass Lose Tunnel. It's legit man. So...legit...
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
His entire mission was a fundamental refutation of the idea that people don't deserve to be treated with kindness and dignity. So yeah, we did deserve him. He thought so.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Scrolling my feed then suddenly -- GROVERHAUS
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Autoantisemitism is all the rage now
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Its a contraction apostrophe, not a possessive one 😅
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
ICE must have what? WHAAAAAAAT?
a man in a pink suit is laying on the floor with magnitude written above him
ALT: a man in a pink suit is laying on the floor with magnitude written above him
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@cpsc.gov HEY GUYS WE FOUND ONE
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I wish I hadn't read this, because then I had to go learn who she is and it's made the day worse 😅
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Alright chat, all together now:

Fuck Ted Faro.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm sorry, no one should have to go through that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Joanne's fondness for ejaculation made for great merriment in all the "wand to wang" book quote threads that peppered the Internet during the height of the book craze.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
That's def. the wrinkle in it for me. Your VPN will usually port out of your country or its "home" country by default -- anything else is literally a Choice.
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Please please please don't have any fcked up tattoos or whatever.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Expected "Dance Music" by the Mountain Goats.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There's a nonzero chance your 10 was doing a 6-7 bit
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Literally never sure if it's Hide The Pain Harold...or Seb Vettel's dad.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Politics, in its majestic equality, encourages cis and trans alike to be shitty, feckless, and backstabbing.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM