Camille Mitchell
@camillemitchell.bsky.social
You've been getting dangerously close to not being satire lately...
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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March 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You've been getting dangerously close to not being satire lately...
Reposted by Camille Mitchell
This little man is a supermodel
March 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This little man is a supermodel
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Honestly this might be *the* question of our time.
(great thread, btw)
(great thread, btw)
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Honestly this might be *the* question of our time.
(great thread, btw)
(great thread, btw)
Reposted by Camille Mitchell
i strongly believe there should be a moratorium on election advice from weird antisocial losers who would struggle to order a pizza on the phone
"the only things dems need to cave on are race, gender, policing, and immigration" what kind of victory would this be
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
i strongly believe there should be a moratorium on election advice from weird antisocial losers who would struggle to order a pizza on the phone
Such a handsome kitty! As long as he gets his food, he'll happily tolerate all the cheers.
when you spent your first 5 years outside and now you live in an apartment with two weirdos who keep cheering whenever you eat your dinner
March 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Such a handsome kitty! As long as he gets his food, he'll happily tolerate all the cheers.