Evian
@callmeevian.bsky.social
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The floor is lava. The ceiling is lava. l've been thrown into an active volcano.
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The floor is lava. The ceiling is lava. l've been thrown into an active volcano.
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son: I don't care, you dumb baby!
daughter: I'm not a dumb baby, you're a dumb baby!
me: hey!!! what have I told you guys?!?
son & daughter: all babies are dumb so it's redundant
me: thank you!
daughter: I'm not a dumb baby, you're a dumb baby!
me: hey!!! what have I told you guys?!?
son & daughter: all babies are dumb so it's redundant
me: thank you!
February 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
son: I don't care, you dumb baby!
daughter: I'm not a dumb baby, you're a dumb baby!
me: hey!!! what have I told you guys?!?
son & daughter: all babies are dumb so it's redundant
me: thank you!
daughter: I'm not a dumb baby, you're a dumb baby!
me: hey!!! what have I told you guys?!?
son & daughter: all babies are dumb so it's redundant
me: thank you!
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Paul McCartney: I don't know why you say goodbye
Lionel Richie: I say hello
Adele: hello
Mrs. Doubtfire: hello!
Lionel Richie: I say hello
Adele: hello
Mrs. Doubtfire: hello!
January 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Paul McCartney: I don't know why you say goodbye
Lionel Richie: I say hello
Adele: hello
Mrs. Doubtfire: hello!
Lionel Richie: I say hello
Adele: hello
Mrs. Doubtfire: hello!
More like Kanye & Bianca “NeedaBe” CENSORED, ammiright??!?!!?
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
More like Kanye & Bianca “NeedaBe” CENSORED, ammiright??!?!!?
The dating world is so tough, I hope you guard your heart like Dollar General guards the washing detergent.
January 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The dating world is so tough, I hope you guard your heart like Dollar General guards the washing detergent.
Gossip girls use ChatGPTEA
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Gossip girls use ChatGPTEA
Drama Queens use ChatLGBQPT
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Drama Queens use ChatLGBQPT
Go to X for the drama and Bluesky for the jokes.
January 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Go to X for the drama and Bluesky for the jokes.
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jesus: *turns water into pink wine*
disciples: christ rosé again
disciples: christ rosé again
March 31, 2024 at 1:34 AM
jesus: *turns water into pink wine*
disciples: christ rosé again
disciples: christ rosé again
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I'm an independent woman who can do it all but also I don't want to.
March 9, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I'm an independent woman who can do it all but also I don't want to.
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WIFE: someone stole my camera
ME: lol pics or it didn’t happen
ME: lol pics or it didn’t happen
February 26, 2024 at 7:24 PM
WIFE: someone stole my camera
ME: lol pics or it didn’t happen
ME: lol pics or it didn’t happen
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I took my vitamins and I can feel my health bar turning green again
February 25, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I took my vitamins and I can feel my health bar turning green again
I miss the days when I would remove my bra and that was it, I’m done for the rest of the day.
February 2, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I miss the days when I would remove my bra and that was it, I’m done for the rest of the day.
I miss the days of $2.99/lb for crawfish.
January 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I miss the days of $2.99/lb for crawfish.
It’s a difficult season in my life right now. Crawfish is $15/lb.
January 29, 2024 at 3:36 PM
It’s a difficult season in my life right now. Crawfish is $15/lb.
Stanley’s marketing team teamed up with BIG WATER to really drown out the competition to keep you staying hydrated.
January 10, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Stanley’s marketing team teamed up with BIG WATER to really drown out the competition to keep you staying hydrated.
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Being turned into a s’more is definitely the best way for a marshmallow to go out. Absolute pinnacle of marshmallow existence
September 16, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Being turned into a s’more is definitely the best way for a marshmallow to go out. Absolute pinnacle of marshmallow existence
I miss the days when we would get suckers from bank tellers.
December 4, 2023 at 3:09 AM
I miss the days when we would get suckers from bank tellers.
I miss the internet days when Ryan Gosling wouldn’t eat his cereal.
November 29, 2023 at 5:13 AM
I miss the internet days when Ryan Gosling wouldn’t eat his cereal.