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Bliss
@callmebliss.bsky.social
Hooker. Writer. Sounder of yawps barbaric and otherwise. Often tied up in knots.

Congratulations- you found me.
Folks who rent: do you change out the door locks when you move into an apartment? Why or why not?
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
🎶 and I'm FREE
🎶 FREEBALLIN
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I am not a pescatarian. I am a pestatarian. I eat the people who irritate me.
September 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Resting WHAT?!
No, no, you must have misheard it.
Resting BLISS face.
September 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I just posted three of my erotic romances for sale on Patreon.

www.patreon.com/nobilis/shop

Covers (which are safe for work) and descriptions to follow.

#Romantasy #ScienceFictionRomance #SFR
Nobilis Reed’s shop on Patreon
Check out Nobilis Reed’s products on Patreon
www.patreon.com
August 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
For grocery store deliveries, it really should be disallowed for people to add large or heavy items to the order after it has been accepted by a shopper/delivery person 
July 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Pirate. Pirates had contracts, pre-negotiated distribution of booty, and workplace democracy. And compensation for workplace injury.
June 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am Friend, not Food
July 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
PIE APPLE BINCH
December 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Over an hour since I put in the AAA request. Still no sign of them. I got to watch a pair of very fat raccoons cross the street though.
December 15, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Someone please laugh with me about this. lol WTF
December 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Started stocking my car’s first aid kit today
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Look, if the kitchen is playing Bon Jovi loud enough for me to hear it in the dining room, then I am singing the Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs in the dining room. I am not sorry, I make the rules.
November 30, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Me when the road trip is awesome
reposting with alt text for accessibility
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Youtube tutorial: insert your screwdriver—
My screwdriver: NOPE. I DUN FIT
My dollar store eyeliner: girl power in the hole motherfuckers
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
This evening, due to an extremely unexpected and very annoying issue with a solenoid somewhere in my car, I am unwillingly a masshole who is not using her blinker. Because it isn’t working. I got to tell you, I am noticing the lack of signals even more around me, and I hate that I am doing it.
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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I just saw someone refer to their timeline on here as a skyline
a cartoon character says my goodness what an idea why didn 't i think of that
ALT: a cartoon character says my goodness what an idea why didn 't i think of that
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I was just told that I look/seem like Ms. Frizzle.

I’ve peaked. This is it. The best compliment ever.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
GladOS from Portal Voice:
🎶 I shaved my armpits🎶
🎶I’m making a note here:🎶
🎶HUGE REGRETS🎶
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
nice
November 18, 2024 at 3:45 AM
It’s like this,
November 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I’m at the store, who wants cookies?
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I gotcha, I'll show ya
You can detatch quotes like such:

Whenever someone quotes you, go to the quote and click the multiple bullet button for extra features. Click detach quote. Should be that simple!
November 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM