Cal
caliwash3.bsky.social
Cal
@caliwash3.bsky.social
they/them
bi bio nerd and karaoke enthusiast
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New funding model for my lab: for every $1m donation to my lab I will make one legally actionable claim about a man over the age of 50 in my field
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Flapjack octopuses (genus Opisthoteuthis) of little cutie patooties. Like other cirrate octopuses, they have fins on their mantle. These fins give them the appearance of having cute little ears.

They get their common name from the fact they like to squish themselves into a flat pose.

#OCTOtober
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer

with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation

Prumby: Drive What Cars You
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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i love this a lil TOO much
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Cookin' on a lil somethin' somethin'...
Stay tuned for more! 😉
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#gamedev #patreon
September 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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If it was possible to just eyeball someone and determine they have "mitochondrial challenges," those of us with ME/CFS, who actually do have wonky mitochondria, wouldn't constantly be told by able-bodied people, including doctors, "But you don't look sick."
WTF RFK Jr.: "I know what a healthy child is supposed to look like. I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today...and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges...and I know that’s not how our children are supposed to look."
www.c-span.org/program/publ...
August 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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so if youre dating, wheres the third one?? ohhhh i see so youre like a throuple, but with two people..... a douple
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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August 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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📢 TTRPG MUTUAL AID RAFFLE 📢

@asouzagm.bsky.social & his family are being evicted. Let's help them prepare for the move!

Until Aug 24, donate to the GoFundMe & you can win amazing TTRPG prizes! Email proof of donation to lilith.twitch@gmail.com to enter.

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August 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Disclaimer

xkcd.com/3126/
August 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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ミノインコ
February 24, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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You're so close
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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companion
July 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Can someone in the legacy media explain what the purpose of "viewed as" is in this headline. The character Shylock was anti-Semitic and the term has always been anti-Semitic.

Is WaPo suggesting there is a different way to "view" it? Are they blind to anti-Semitism? Or sucking up to Trump?
July 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
theonion.com
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM