Jess
@calimom999.bsky.social
Just here for the laughs, Bravo drama, and maybe solve a true crime case or two. This is a MAGA free zone.
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
February 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
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Elon Musk is not a Federal employee or a political appointee. DOGE is not a real department. None of their activities are legal. This is a coup. The Republicans in Congress are willing participants in it. At what point do Democrats in DC get that and start acting like it? It’s not the price of eggs!
February 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Elon Musk is not a Federal employee or a political appointee. DOGE is not a real department. None of their activities are legal. This is a coup. The Republicans in Congress are willing participants in it. At what point do Democrats in DC get that and start acting like it? It’s not the price of eggs!
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Basically they want to steal from the American people so here’s what I have to tell you ladies & gentlemen, walmartonline.com sells hunting rifles‼️ you do NOT need a gun PERMIT or license to own one. You have to follow the rules.Can’t be loaded @ public places,church,schools,Etc
#ProtectYourself
#ProtectYourself
February 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Basically they want to steal from the American people so here’s what I have to tell you ladies & gentlemen, walmartonline.com sells hunting rifles‼️ you do NOT need a gun PERMIT or license to own one. You have to follow the rules.Can’t be loaded @ public places,church,schools,Etc
#ProtectYourself
#ProtectYourself
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If you’ve been wondering what Elon Musk and his lackeys are up to since taking control of the US government, look no further. Our latest story names six 19- to 24-year-olds working with his DOGE organization, which now has access to sensitive federal systems. wrd.cm/4jzpiSN
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
wrd.cm
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you’ve been wondering what Elon Musk and his lackeys are up to since taking control of the US government, look no further. Our latest story names six 19- to 24-year-olds working with his DOGE organization, which now has access to sensitive federal systems. wrd.cm/4jzpiSN
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The Trump trade war targets two of our closest allies, Canada and Mexico, but plays nice with China, a notorious trade cheat and driver of fentanyl.
President Trump owns the economic and national security fallout.
President Trump owns the economic and national security fallout.
February 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Trump trade war targets two of our closest allies, Canada and Mexico, but plays nice with China, a notorious trade cheat and driver of fentanyl.
President Trump owns the economic and national security fallout.
President Trump owns the economic and national security fallout.
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I’d recommend everyone regardless of medical risk bring a mask on your airplane journey, a disinfectant wipe to clean the seat you’re in and hand sanitizer.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
December 27, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I’d recommend everyone regardless of medical risk bring a mask on your airplane journey, a disinfectant wipe to clean the seat you’re in and hand sanitizer.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
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The guy who partied with Epstein and was one of his “closest friends” nominated Matt Gaetz as head of the DOJ.
Not surprised.
Not surprised.
December 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
The guy who partied with Epstein and was one of his “closest friends” nominated Matt Gaetz as head of the DOJ.
Not surprised.
Not surprised.
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NEWS
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted to release its report into the conduct of Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress.
The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays.
https://buff.ly/3PmWK0Z
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted to release its report into the conduct of Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress.
The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays.
https://buff.ly/3PmWK0Z
December 18, 2024 at 3:33 PM
NEWS
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted to release its report into the conduct of Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress.
The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays.
https://buff.ly/3PmWK0Z
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted to release its report into the conduct of Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress.
The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays.
https://buff.ly/3PmWK0Z
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Memories of Trump's First Regime
This mass grave site is in Heart Island, NY during Covid when Trump put Jared Kushner in charge of our nation's public safety.
Dead Americans because of Trump's stupidity.
Now he plans to bring back polio under RFK Jr.
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This mass grave site is in Heart Island, NY during Covid when Trump put Jared Kushner in charge of our nation's public safety.
Dead Americans because of Trump's stupidity.
Now he plans to bring back polio under RFK Jr.
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December 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Memories of Trump's First Regime
This mass grave site is in Heart Island, NY during Covid when Trump put Jared Kushner in charge of our nation's public safety.
Dead Americans because of Trump's stupidity.
Now he plans to bring back polio under RFK Jr.
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This mass grave site is in Heart Island, NY during Covid when Trump put Jared Kushner in charge of our nation's public safety.
Dead Americans because of Trump's stupidity.
Now he plans to bring back polio under RFK Jr.
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If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
I am not emotionally prepared for these last 3 Eras Tour shows
a woman is crying and holding a napkin with the words " don 't go " written below her
ALT: a woman is crying and holding a napkin with the words " don 't go " written below her
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December 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I am not emotionally prepared for these last 3 Eras Tour shows
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I cannot get over the fact that Republicans only won the House by 7,500 total votes in three congressional districts—an average of 2,500 votes in each.
That’s how close Democrats came to taking the House, in a country of over 340 million people. 7,500 votes.
That’s how close Democrats came to taking the House, in a country of over 340 million people. 7,500 votes.
U.S. House Election Results
Get live House results and maps from the most competitive congressional districts in the 2024 election.
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I cannot get over the fact that Republicans only won the House by 7,500 total votes in three congressional districts—an average of 2,500 votes in each.
That’s how close Democrats came to taking the House, in a country of over 340 million people. 7,500 votes.
That’s how close Democrats came to taking the House, in a country of over 340 million people. 7,500 votes.
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Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours.
Gangsta democracy.
Gangsta democracy.
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours.
Gangsta democracy.
Gangsta democracy.
Damn, who did he piss off?
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Damn, who did he piss off?
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obviously this guy shouldn’t be within 100 miles of the department of defense but i think it is interesting that none of our Meritocracy Defenders have come out to say that we shouldn’t hand important jobs to plainly unqualified people like hegseth. weird! i wonder what’s different.
Pete Hegseth's drinking worried colleagues at Fox News, sources tell NBC News
Ten current and former Fox employees say Trump’s pick for defense secretary drank in ways that concerned his co-workers. A Trump transition team spokesperson called the claims "completely unfounded an...
www.nbcnews.com
December 4, 2024 at 12:47 AM
obviously this guy shouldn’t be within 100 miles of the department of defense but i think it is interesting that none of our Meritocracy Defenders have come out to say that we shouldn’t hand important jobs to plainly unqualified people like hegseth. weird! i wonder what’s different.
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If you’re upset about President Biden pardoning his son Hunter, wait until I tell you about the time Trump pardoned his son in law’s hooker hiring daddy and made him ambassador to France.
December 2, 2024 at 4:48 AM
If you’re upset about President Biden pardoning his son Hunter, wait until I tell you about the time Trump pardoned his son in law’s hooker hiring daddy and made him ambassador to France.
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Donald Trump is a radical domestic terrorist.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
November 28, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Donald Trump is a radical domestic terrorist.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
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The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 PM
The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing